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INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/04/14, 12:00 PM Just a joke, but Actually this is very very true: ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT. -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"

Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2003/04/14, 12:32 PM lol! that was a good one. -------------- Bettia.... When you feel like giving up, take it to the limit one more time!! You will SUCEED :-)
sandysford Posts: 1,139 Joined: 2002/11/18	2003/04/14, 12:33 PM thanks for the laugh, I was bumming over the taxes, one day left to get them out. You lightened the load for me. -------------- I will lift my own weight someday!!!!!