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INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/05/09, 10:07 AM These are great...laugh, enjoy...and so true-kelly JOKES ON MEN >He said . . . >"I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." >She said . . >"You wear pants don't you?" >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >He said . . . >"Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" >She said . . >"That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!" >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >He said . . . >"What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" >She said . . . >"Turn sideways and look in the mirror!" >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >He said . . . >"Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?" >She said . . . >"I would but you're never there." >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? >A. They don't have time >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? >A. We don't know; it has never happened. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? >A. They already have boyfriends. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? >A. A widow. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? >A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" >God says: "So you would love her." >The man says, "But, God, why did you make her so dumb?" >God says: "So she would love you." >*********************************** >SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"

Ogun Posts: 559 Joined: 2002/08/11	2003/05/09, 10:17 AM I'm always intrigued by how men will play the role of dumb dog on a whim in order to please the woman that they've put on a pedastal of smart owner. It's funny. I'm not as nice anymore. Women who have my respect have earned it, just like the men now. Must be getting old. :D -------------- --There are no versions of the truth.-- Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park II
INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/05/09, 01:22 PM You treat them nice, -they treat you nice. -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"
jefado Posts: 443 Joined: 2003/04/03	2003/05/09, 02:18 PM :o) I don't think men are quite that bad...but All in good fun....interesting to see these coming from a guy...Thanks INTRUDER for having an really good sense of humor <smile> Most women really appreciate it :o)
jefado Posts: 443 Joined: 2003/04/03	2003/05/09, 02:18 PM OK bad grammar....sorry....I meant "a" not "an".
sandysford Posts: 1,139 Joined: 2002/11/18	2003/05/09, 02:29 PM Funny stuff, made me smaile, Thank you -------------- I will lift my own weight someday!!!!!
sypress Posts: 192 Joined: 2003/04/13	2003/05/09, 05:56 PM Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2003/05/09, 10:59 PM good stuff intruder, thanks for the friday funnies since I didn't have a chance to do one. -------------- Bettia.... The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
gabelover Posts: 55 Joined: 2003/03/08	2003/05/18, 04:25 PM LOL that is really funny. It made my dad a whole lot better. Where do you come up with this stuff?? Thanks for the laugh. Jessica
fireloard Posts: 665 Joined: 2001/03/27	2003/05/18, 11:11 PM These are great... I've heard a few of the first ones before but that last one is new to me. I think i'll throw a few into my AIM profile when I update it.