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a few puns

INTRUDER
INTRUDER
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2003/05/23, 11:38 AM
few puns and plays on words - hope you get a chuckle:

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
4. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
5. Is there another word for synonym?
6. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
7. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
8. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
10. How was it possible to have had a civil war?
11. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
12. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?



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rev8ball
rev8ball
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Joined: 2001/12/27
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2003/05/23, 11:57 AM
Ouch!!! Quit the PUN-ishment!
LOL, Intruder..... good stuff.

One more: The sun isn't chicken; it's yellow.

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"Trample the weak; hurdle the dead!"
tenorsaxmandave
tenorsaxmandave
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Joined: 2003/01/23
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2003/05/25, 08:18 PM
LOL! "Don't pet the sweaty things!"
Funny as usual, Intruder!