Group: All Else Lounge

All Else Lounge
Created: 2011/12/31, Members: 42, Messages: 22740

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skinnyrobin
skinnyrobin
Posts: 224
Joined: 2002/05/10
Germany
2003/06/13, 11:03 AM

>Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
>MOHAMMED ALDOURI - Iraq Ambassador
>
>The chicken did not cross the road. This is a
>complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
>
> GEORGE W BUSH
>
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
> We just want to know if the chicken is on our side
> of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us.
> There is no middle ground here.
>
> COLIN POWELL
>
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
> the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
>
> TONY BLAIR
>
> I agree with George.
>
> HANS BLIX
>
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
> have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
>
> DR SEUSS
>
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
> but why it crossed I've not been told.
>
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
>
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free
> to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
>
> GRANDPA
>
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
sandysford
sandysford
Posts: 1,139
Joined: 2002/11/18
United States
2003/06/13, 11:28 AM
Gave me a morning chuckle, Thanks!!!! off to work I go!!!!!!

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azredhead57
azredhead57
Posts: 1,651
Joined: 2003/04/11
United States
2003/06/16, 05:14 PM
And Colonel Sanders answer:

Darn! One got away!

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Carivan
Carivan
Posts: 8,542
Joined: 2002/01/20
Canada
2003/06/16, 08:50 PM
Hahah!

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Ivan Montreal Canada (aka SpongeBob Square Pants to some!)
INTRUDER
INTRUDER
Posts: 642
Joined: 2002/06/27
United States
2003/06/24, 03:26 PM
>Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was freaken stupid.

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Jello53
Jello53
Posts: 5
Joined: 2003/07/10
Canada
2003/07/12, 01:15 AM
hahaha :)

I love these types of posts, they make my day!