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Sportscaster bloopers

stanlee75
stanlee75
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United States
2003/08/21, 03:44 AM
I was bored surfing the net and found this. Thought it was pretty funny.
Sports announcer bloopers

Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back: But we're glad they didn't.
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1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Juian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

azredhead57
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2003/08/21, 04:30 PM
Very funny stanlee....lmao.

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kirby00
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2003/08/21, 06:12 PM
This one's getting forwarded to my boyfriend! Thanks stanlee :)

Kirby
Carivan
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2003/08/21, 10:45 PM
Too funny

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bb1fit
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2003/08/22, 01:49 PM
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read!! I am going to print this one out!

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rockandorroll
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Canada
2003/08/22, 04:21 PM
These are hilarious, I must print them and spread the joy.