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INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/10/24, 04:32 PM Who cuts the grass at your house?? One Saturday afternoon I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Budweiser , wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Oakley Sunglasses and stared directly at this anoying nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass." -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"

laneylou Posts: 277 Joined: 2003/10/21	2003/10/29, 12:08 PM ROFLMAO ... Ok I am going to tell you that that was pretty funny. But I'll also tell you I've never seen any man lazy enough to make his girlfriend cut the lawn for him. ;) That's pretty sad. sigh Guess they just don't make Gentlemen anymore. Well, I did get my Gentleman so that's all that matters.
INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/10/29, 01:05 PM Its only a joke. Perhaps you didnt get the punch-line? Key word is "hung" Sorry if you took it personally. -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"
azredhead57 Posts: 1,651 Joined: 2003/04/11	2003/10/29, 03:35 PM I got it, AND thought it was pretty funny. Thanks Intruder. -------------- ~Victoria~ ...There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.--Beverly Sills
uknowuluvme Posts: 18 Joined: 2003/10/08	2003/10/30, 05:14 PM I'll mow ur lawn! -- if u return that favor! haha
GOWAR Posts: 361 Joined: 2001/10/24	2003/11/27, 10:36 PM OK
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2003/11/27, 11:02 PM ...did you hear the one about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?...
agamble Posts: 1,029 Joined: 2003/09/22	2003/11/28, 12:58 AM Good one! I'll rememeber it every Saturday morning while I am mowing the yard.
laneylou Posts: 277 Joined: 2003/10/21	2003/12/08, 02:59 PM hahaha ... I'm a dork. I read through this stuff real fast and pop my comments in there and don't even realize what's a joke and what's not. It's a blonde thing! Intruder how about you make sure and let us know that they're jokes from now on and I'll give your dog back? hehe ;)
INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/12/08, 05:42 PM hey; you got my dog? Ive been looking for him, his name is boo boo -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"
drio Posts: 288 Joined: 2003/04/22	2003/12/09, 12:02 AM Hahaha nice one Intruder! -------------- Dont wait! Procrastinate NOW! =)