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At the Bakery

INTRUDER
INTRUDER
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Joined: 2002/06/27
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2003/10/31, 02:03 PM

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who
> likes to wear very short skirts and thong
> panties. One day a young man comes into the
> store, glances at the clerk and glances at the
> loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the
> length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the
> location of the raisin bread -- on the very top
> shelf, he politely says to the young woman, "I'd
> like some raisin bread, please."
> She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,
> providing the young man with an excellent view,
> just as he surmised she would. When she comes
> down the ladder, he says he really should get two
> loaves as he is having company for dinner.
> As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread,
> one of the other male customers notices what is
> going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of
> raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the
> view. With each trip up the ladder, the young
> lady seems to catch the eye of another male
> customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is
> asking for raisin bread just to watch the young
> woman climb up and
> down.
> After many trips, she is tired, irritated and
> thinking she is really going to have to try the
> raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the
> ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for
> another male customer. She stops and fumes,
> glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly
> man standing among the crowd of males looking up
> at her who hasn't placed an order yet. Thinking
> to save herself another trip up and down the
> ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours
> raisin, too?" "No, croaked the old man, "but it's
> a quiverin'..


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asimmer
asimmer
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Joined: 2003/01/07
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2003/11/01, 09:35 PM
reminds me of the movie where Rob Schnieder is at the pet store getting snails from girl behind the counter...
GOWAR
GOWAR
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Joined: 2001/10/24
United States
2003/11/02, 05:04 AM
WHATS A QUIVERIN??????????
asimmer
asimmer
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2004/08/23, 09:30 AM
bump