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2004/01/16, 12:54 PM
Once uopn a time when the land was new, and Dinos roamed the ground, there lived some men. Charlie, fryer and TSMD were their names, though now after all this time the meanings are lost. They lived the old way using skins from animals long since gone to clothe themselves. Nowadays they pretend that they are still young by wearing gold chains and slicked back hair thinking the females are attracted to the smell of bengay. They lift weights in an attmept to stay felxable, though sitting all the time watch Matlock seems to retard more than there brains. One day Charlie says "hey young pups, watch me lift" only to have his brittle bones snap crackle and pop. Fryer and TSMD run over, and after an hour they make it across the room to help him out. charlie is crying "help, i have fallen and I can't get up" TSMD opens his mouth to assure his old friend help is on the way, only to have his teeth fall out. Fryer dashing to the rescue, suddenlys falls as his hip gives out. And soon all three are wishing for a Lark to get about. After a while they manage to move and help one another to the chairs in the room. charlie slapping his wrinkly knee in glee, shouts out, " hey look matlock is on tv!". They settle back with blankets over their legs, and watch ole andy getting idiots out of trouble, and wish they were extras on the set, so they to could be on tv!
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LIFT HEAVY! BECOME STRONG, LIKE BULL!
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2004/01/16, 01:08 PM
Nice story Mutt...I don't know if I feel flattered being left out of this story or not!! <LOL>
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If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
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2004/01/16, 01:10 PM
LOL well I can revise it if you want? LOL or maybe a different story......BB1 and his gang of oldr fellows who fight idiots in the gym??
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LIFT HEAVY! BECOME STRONG, LIKE BULL!
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2004/01/16, 04:22 PM
Glad I don't make it into the old farts club. Nice work Muttster!
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"A will finds a way"
Ivan Montreal Canada
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2004/01/16, 08:02 PM
Yikes!
Sounds like someone peed in Mutt's kibble! It wasn't me. At least not intentionally. Yo Mutt! If you're seriously all bound up about something, lay off the cheese, man! You're sounding down-right pi$$ed off! However, if this is just usual Mutt-fun-banter... an attempt to stir up da saxman cause he hasn't posted much lately, then here's my attempt at the old fart rebuttal...
It's just like the misguided, uneducated youth to screw up the facts. I can't speak for Charlie or Fryer, but to set the record straight...
(1) I do not, nor have I ever worn animal skins to clothe myself.
(2) I do not wear gold chains.
(3) My joints are still flexible enough to enjoy a healthy workout every day, and my brains are still "felxable" enough to know the difference between "there", "they're", and "their".
So there!
Now, it seems to me that I recall a certain young pup who recently had a bout with gout that left him struggling to make it from point A to point B - and he received lots of encouragement from ALL of his FT pals - not just the youngsters. Perhaps YOU could have used one of those 4-legged walkers that my over-40 colleagues and I have not even priced yet! What's that OLD saying about folks who live in glass houses...?
That's okay, though, Muttster. If you're venting at the expense of the elderly, at least your not taking out your frustrations on your family. Speaking of which, I've raised 3 kids. Dealing with a 4th kid is easy. Soon enough, when you get a lttle bit older and wiser, though, you'll realize how smart Charlie, Fryer, and TSMD have suddenly become.
I sincerely hope that your next 10+ years are as rewarding to you as my last 10 have been (and next 10 will be) to me, cause I wouldn't change a thing. And I actually look forward to my next 50 years. That attitude of yours doesn't sound like you could say the same thing... Angry, angry, angry sounding young man!
Curious... Can dogs get PMS?
Hugs,
TSMD
(42 next month!)
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2004/01/16, 08:11 PM
...oh, by the way, da saxman still has ALL of his teeth. And before you say it, YES they're in my mouth, not in a jar somewhere!LOL
TSMD
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2004/01/17, 11:50 AM
LOL glad to see ya back! I just wanted to let you all know that all my illness is finally gone and I feel better! Besides Charlie was just saying he missed it!
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LIFT HEAVY! BECOME STRONG, LIKE BULL!
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2004/01/18, 04:23 PM
LOL Mutt. That was GREAT. Who wrote it for you? I've been out of town and missed all the fun. It is much more fun with you pickin on me. I have left you alone while you recovered from all your youthful illnesses.Its nice to see you back.
TSMD I believe my poem stirred up the goutboy.....
Oh where oh where has our little mutt gone?
Oh where oh where can he be?
The challange was made
and the muttster did fade
Now the old farts are winning the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hokie dokie, Its good to see the Muttersnapper back . You will outgrow all these youthful maladies.
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Living well is the best revenge.
Charlie
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