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	2004/01/20, 02:19 PM M&Ms from my shop forman's desk and they were GONE. I only get a sugar attack about once a month and I usually just filch a handful from his private stash and it's over. My question is ....SHOULD I FIRE HIM?? -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
agamble Posts: 1,029 Joined: 2003/09/22	2004/01/20, 02:30 PM Absolutely, without question.
Jdelts Posts: 1,218 Joined: 2003/10/19	2004/01/20, 02:32 PM Kill him. -------------- May the lift be with you.
	2004/01/20, 02:37 PM It does make you wonder what the world is coming to when a loving caring business owner can't depend on his employees. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/20, 02:46 PM Maybe he is on to you...and changed his secret hiding place.
	2004/01/20, 02:49 PM Then I have no choice ... I'll have to fire him AND kill him. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/20, 02:51 PM I'll help you.
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/20, 02:53 PM No good, dirty rotten...!
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/20, 03:01 PM This tyrant needs to be punished!!!! -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
Jdelts Posts: 1,218 Joined: 2003/10/19	2004/01/20, 03:02 PM It sounds all too easy...thats exactly what they want you to think. -------------- May the lift be with you.
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2004/01/20, 03:04 PM Make him come over and watch Matlock with you! Wait were they the peanut ones? If so lets draw and quarter him!!!! -------------- LIFT HEAVY! BECOME STRONG, LIKE BULL!
	2004/01/20, 03:05 PM I'm gonna do that Michael Jackson crotch grab thing and tell him to M&M this. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/20, 03:23 PM I thought it was Madonna that did the crotch grabbing thing.
	2004/01/20, 03:25 PM I'd rather grab ...... never mind -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/20, 03:41 PM Hey, your buddy simply hid his M&Ms... That's it! What did he do that was so bad? I mean, c'mon... Who's Jack the Ripper in the room? M&Ms are beautiful. It's not like he's sharing his bed with under-aged M&Ms or dangling his M&Ms over a 3rd story balcony! Geez! Maybe you can hire the Kreskin to ascertain where the alleged M&Ms are...
	2004/01/20, 03:48 PM I can always count on da saxman to cause a pint of water to exit my nose. Tanks Mon! -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
agamble Posts: 1,029 Joined: 2003/09/22	2004/01/20, 03:52 PM Since the Panthers did win, pretend you're in a good mood and give him one more chance. With the stipulation of course that he restore the M&M's to their proper place AND that there always be a continual supply. But remind him of the hoorrors that will befall him should it ever happen again. In other words take advantage of the situation.
azredhead57 Posts: 1,651 Joined: 2003/04/11	2004/01/20, 05:07 PM M&M's? Did someone say M&M's? Mmmmmmmmm craving chocolate.....! Glad to hear we women aren't the only ones going postal over lost or missing chocolate. -------------- ~Victoria~ ...Do not be discouraged; everyone who got where he is, started where he was.--anon ...There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.--Beverly Sills
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/01/20, 05:26 PM Guess you will have to dispose of him! Make the swithc to Krispy Kremes charlie! -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2004/01/20, 06:28 PM Hell charlie just forgot where they were (he is old after all). -------------- LIFT HEAVY! BECOME STRONG, LIKE BULL!
cobra93 Posts: 131 Joined: 2003/10/20	2004/01/21, 03:04 PM Ha ha ha!!!! I can always count on you guys to make me laugh in the middle of criminal procedure......Yes sir, I was paying attention. I think unlawful search and seizure really is amusing..........Oh god, i'm going to fail!!
	2004/01/21, 03:15 PM I own the building. I own the desk. I wrote the paycheck that bought the M&Ms. How can that be illegal search and seizure??Doesn't that make the M&Ms mine by res ipsa loquitar? They sure were speaking to me. TSMD, it should be illegal to deprive me of my right to dangle those M&Ms in front of my mouth. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
Jdelts Posts: 1,218 Joined: 2003/10/19	2004/01/21, 07:21 PM I believe that would make you a necrophiliac...punishable by having your toenails pryed off with tweezers. -------------- May the lift be with you.
cobra93 Posts: 131 Joined: 2003/10/20	2004/01/22, 11:36 AM :) Necrophilia???? Ewwww..... please tell me you meant something else?!?!?
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/22, 12:40 PM lol. I think he meant something else.
agamble Posts: 1,029 Joined: 2003/09/22	2004/01/22, 12:54 PM Hopefully
	2004/01/22, 01:06 PM Jim Delts, It may bee canabalism if the M&Ms eat each other but I am missing the necrophelia thing. Also I don't think M&Ms have finger nails. I have been wrong before but I am pretty sure on this one. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/22, 01:48 PM I don't know Charlie...the green M&M is pretty hot! And if she is dead...she won't put up much of a fight.
gawdess Posts: 35 Joined: 2003/12/23	2004/01/22, 02:29 PM At least bust the kneecaps. That will teach him!
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/22, 03:11 PM Boy this thread has certainly gone downhill. M&Ms Cravings Theft Law Cannibalism Death Necrophilia Busted knee caps. See all the bad things that chocolate leads to!
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/01/22, 03:14 PM Geez, about the same as sex huh TSMD...
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/22, 03:29 PM Yo Fryer! You are Mr. Kama Sutra! I've never had sex going down a hill. Up a hill? Yes. Atop a hill? Quite a few times. And even once (or maybe twice) will a girl name HILLary. Any other combination of "Sex" and "Downhill" ain't part of my vocabulary. I once heard that people should approach sex and cooking with wreckless abandone... TSMD
INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2004/01/22, 03:53 PM Kill him, he is of no use now. -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"
	2004/01/22, 03:54 PM Kill fryer?????? -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/01/22, 04:08 PM Yea!!!Kill Fryer???? Sex downhill; no way!!!! Sex like the things we covered on this thread; hmmm, have to think about it. M&Ms Cravings Theft Law Cannibalism Death Necrophilia Busted knee caps.
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/22, 06:25 PM Trapped. In another dimension. A dimension of sight.. a dimension of sound... A dimension of mind... NOT! Ummm, is this post confusing to anyone else? Or am I alone in the twilight zone here? Fryer, has someone slipped halucinagens into your Geratol? You're startin to scare me, man! Did my cardio today, did shoulders, lots of stretching, crappy day at work, traffic was a nightmare, thought I sign on and think about someone else's lack of chocolate in his life, and BAM! Here we are! -- Free Trainers with Rod Serling! Pass that "loaded" Geritol, Fryer, I think I need a hit! TSMD
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/01/22, 08:54 PM uh oh! times are a gettin tough for the saxman! -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
Jdelts Posts: 1,218 Joined: 2003/10/19	2004/01/22, 11:11 PM I KNOW WHAT THE MEANING OF NECROPHILIA IS!!!! I was implying that Chuck might get lonely after the murder....god I'm sick.
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/01/23, 10:32 AM This is the first I have read of this post...I would just walk up to him and bitch slap him, don't say a word, he will know what it is for! -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
	2004/01/23, 11:19 AM I moved his desk out into the warehouse, reassigned his parking place, shot his cat,beat him with another employees wooden leg , bitch slapped him and then dipped into my rusty wallet and bought a little pack of M&Ms. I feel much better. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/01/23, 11:59 AM I think you should dip his desk in chocolate and make him eat it. -------------- "To be able to go to the gym and train hard is a joy and a privelege, even though the hard work necessitates driving yourself through considerable discomfort. Savor this privelege and blessing, and revel in it." Stuart McRobert, Beyond Brawn
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2004/01/23, 01:01 PM Sheese Cranky old charlie! LOL this cut he is on is dangerous for thos around him -------------- LIFT HEAVY! BECOME STRONG, LIKE BULL!
	2004/02/24, 10:32 AM bump -------------- Some times life is like herding cats. Charlie
jwagoner Posts: 54 Joined: 2003/11/07	2004/02/24, 05:51 PM hey charlie .... i know this guy that treats people with strange addictions. he treated me once for jolly ranchers(green apple)! i still have dreams about them, but they seem to be passing. quick question charlie were they plain or peanut? this tells alot about a person.
Ogun Posts: 559 Joined: 2002/08/11	2004/02/24, 09:33 PM I saw two M&M's on the side of a milk carton today. Are you sure he's responsible?
Deby Posts: 333 Joined: 2002/08/05	2004/02/25, 11:37 AM :)You would love where I work!!!! We get FREE M&M's EVERY Friday!!!! -------------- Gramma