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2004/02/10, 04:42 PM
SHE WAS SO BLONDE..............................
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
At the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here", She wrote
Sagittarius.
SHE WAS SOO BLONDE.............................
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on a job application, She put "Hooked on Phonics."
SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE............................
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it said
"concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
She asked for a price check at the Everything For A Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE...........................
She studied for a blood test.
She sold her car for gas money.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that read "Airport Left,"
she
turned around and went home.
SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE..........................
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occurred around home, She moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
SHE WAS SOOOOOO BLONDE.........................
She had a shirt that said, TGIF, which she thought stood for 'Tit's Go
In
Front.'
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2004/02/11, 10:02 AM
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window,
and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and
proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens
again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her
car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker
lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan, and
I'm driving the damn SALT TRUCK!"
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Some times life is like herding cats.
Charlie
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2004/02/11, 10:06 AM
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
The winner of hide and go seek.
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Hecdarec in full effect.
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2004/02/11, 10:37 AM
A guy walks up to a vending machine to grab a soda. He notices a blond pumping in the quarters, taking the soda and setting it behind her. After she has surrounded herself with soda, the guy finally askes what she is doing. She responds...Can't you see I'm winning?!
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2004/02/11, 10:39 AM
Bolnd coyote caught in a trap.... Gnaws off 3 legs.... still caught in trap.
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Some times life is like herding cats.
Charlie
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2004/02/22, 09:44 AM
why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
to see what was on the other side.
A blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who lands first.
The brunnette. The blonde stopped to ask for directions.
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"I get up in the morning around six to run for about an hour. Later in the day, I lift with a partner. Following my lifting sessions, I usually do speed and agility drills. Later, I drill all my holds and moves."
'Isnt that lifestyle boring?'
"Yes, but the gold medal is very shiny."
Ichiguchi
Olympic Gold Medalist
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2004/02/22, 11:31 AM
That was good!
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Quoting from hecdarec:
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
The winner of hide and go seek.
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If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
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