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jplatz Posts: 196 Joined: 2002/10/08	2004/02/18, 08:43 PM At the community college I attend they are having a Mr & Mrs contest. When I looked at it, I instantly thought of those of it like a bodybuilding contest, even though I knew it wasn't. I then thought of those times when we act like muscleheads. 1. You see a poster for a Mr & Mrs contest at school and think you need to start cutting back on the carbs so you don't come in puffy. 2. Before you put the can of food in your cart, you have to curl it to make sure you have a good pump. 3. Whenever you lean against something, you have this irrestible urge to flex. What are your musclehead times? -------------- Pain is but a threshold to greater strength.
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2004/02/18, 08:59 PM When I am carrying grocerys into the house and find myself curling the 12 paks of diet coke lol. -------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it is gone past me I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
Ogun Posts: 559 Joined: 2002/08/11	2004/02/18, 10:33 PM This year I actually recognized and avoided the "New Year's Resolution," crowd. They last for roughly the first two weeks of January. -------------- --There are no versions of the truth.-- Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park II
R_Mitty Posts: 54 Joined: 2003/08/29	2004/02/19, 01:54 AM you carry two of those big water jugs on your shoulders, just cause you can.
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/02/19, 01:40 PM When you tie your hair in a ponytail and use it as an opportunity to flex your girl muscles! lol. (I can't believe I'm admitting to this!)
vikingchild Posts: 143 Joined: 2004/02/18	2004/02/27, 03:15 AM i agree about the groceries mmaibohm! when you carry anbout four or so plastic bags per arm just to flex arms when putting on counter.or in my drinking days carrying two cases on each shoulder canned beer -------------- Dave "lost viking seeking Valhalla"
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/02/27, 07:55 AM When you cook, clean, sleep, eat, watch tv, and log on to free trainers with no shirt on. -------------- Hecdarec in full effect.
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/02/27, 08:20 AM When you are playing with your kids and always find yourself bench pressing them.
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2004/02/27, 03:47 PM when you argue with the cardiologist and tell him more than a week of is unacceptable. -------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it is gone past me I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
	2004/02/27, 03:49 PM Mike wins the cake!!:big_smile: -------------- Some times life is like herding cats. Charlie
effalunt Posts: 333 Joined: 2002/10/17	2004/02/27, 09:54 PM I know I'm a maniac when guys ask me what I bench before they ask for my number. It all gets confirmed when I realize I'm holding a near quarter turn position at the grocery store. -------------- Think you can or think you can't; either way you're right--Goethe
	2004/02/27, 10:00 PM What do you bench effalunt??:big_smile: I'm married so I won't ask the other.:laugh: -------------- Some times life is like herding cats. Charlie
JessicaR Posts: 467 Joined: 2002/08/12	2004/02/28, 10:49 AM Okay, how about when guys at the gym ask if you diet? And they're not thinking about your body, but theirs... Once at my daughter's *ahem* kindergarten; all the little boys were flexing their little boy muscles and I did it too. It was on the playground so none of the other moms saw until the little boys started chasing me around the school hollering, Hey Mia's mom, show us your muscles! :surprised:
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2004/08/23, 10:47 AM IF your rent is late( or other bill)but them gym dues ARE ALWAYS paid on time. Casue damit, i may not have a phone, but I gonna work out! -------------- if you kick a tiger in the @$$ , you then have to descide what to do with the teath end. any guy can hold a girl by the hand, but only the select few can hold her by her feet!
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/08/23, 09:25 AM When old men ask you to help them move heavy objects (I was at a garage sale). He said he asked me because I looked like a 'husky woman'. Cute. -------------- "Achieving worthwhile goals requires a consistent investment of time and effort on your part....The rewards you receive will be in direct proportion to the consistent effort you put forth." Brian Johnston, The Power of The Champions
princesslodgey Posts: 1,748 Joined: 2004/02/21	2004/08/24, 06:37 AM at the garden centre, when asked if I need a hand, saying "no" and gleefully throwing the heavy bags of sand and compost into my car, when actually I could just place them in :)
davisp Posts: 313 Joined: 2002/10/26	2004/08/24, 10:37 PM When you find yourself flexing while giving directions to strangers. -------------- Seeking out motivation does not motivate you to seek out results. - Paul Post mark - AugustWW - Post mark
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/08/24, 11:03 PM I have a freind who cannot look at his watch without flexing!! It is hilarious. -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2004/08/24, 11:28 PM the other day i was at a club and a friend of mine was touching my arms. she then asked me, "why do you flex everytime i touch you?" the funny thing is, i don't even realize i'm doing it. :dumbbell::):dumbbell: -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
Hellscream Posts: 272 Joined: 2004/02/25	2004/09/02, 06:19 PM When you start making threads called "you know you're a musclehead when..." :P -------------- Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory