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bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/03/20, 10:59 AM On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed. On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you the other ten." So God agreed (sigh). On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years" No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal." So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained. :laugh: :big_smile::big_smile: -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
goodoldtex Posts: 564 Joined: 2004/01/25	2004/03/20, 12:30 PM hahaha ive heard that before, but still good:laugh:
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/03/20, 10:33 PM Nice....that might be me! -------------- "A will finds a way, failure is not an option" Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
	2004/03/20, 10:41 PM woof:angry: -------------- A problem ceases to be such when you can laugh about it. Charlie
starbell Posts: 279 Joined: 2002/11/13	2004/03/21, 08:06 AM Nice read of creation, from a light side.:laugh::laugh:
I_Am-aZon Posts: 893 Joined: 2003/02/18	2004/03/22, 10:30 AM :laugh::laugh::laugh: The meaning of life - explained!
Hellscream Posts: 272 Joined: 2004/02/25	2004/03/24, 06:54 PM hmmm..did God give this info to you? :)
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/03/24, 09:26 PM Came directly from above!!:laugh::laugh::laugh: ============ Quoting from Hellscream: hmmm..did God give this info to you? :) ============= -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
big_j_scf Posts: 308 Joined: 2003/11/08	2004/03/24, 10:57 PM that's awesome man. By the way, nice new pic bb1.