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2004/03/26, 01:04 PM
I recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was
doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer
or wine?" "Oh no", I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, I heard that all
red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf / sailing / ballooning / motorcycling / rock
climbing?" "No I don't", I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or
sexually fool around?"
"No", I said. "I have never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t
if you live to be 80?"
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"Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"
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2004/03/26, 01:19 PM
:laugh::laugh:
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If you fall down seven times, get up eight.
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2004/03/26, 01:54 PM
LMAO
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Love me as I am . . .
Let me worry about how I look!
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2004/03/26, 03:29 PM
:laugh:
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Get your weight up, kid
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2004/04/15, 02:49 PM
:laugh:Love that!!:love:
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2004/04/16, 08:22 PM
Lol, that was cool:). I've got to look back on that one when the day's get kinda dim.:big_smile:
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A determined mind is the best weapon in any situation, a strong body is the road to victory. G.R.C.
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