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2004/04/01, 10:48 AM
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an
old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to
her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs.
Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did
and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy
with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing
cold."
The girl replied, "Here, put them between my legs.
The warmth of my body will warm them up." He was
surprised but did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the
buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is cold."The girl replied "then
put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will
warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The now
excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis
is
frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the
buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother,
"Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes.
Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess
when they defrost, don't they?"
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