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The Bullet

INTRUDER
INTRUDER
Posts: 642
Joined: 2002/06/27
United States
2004/04/02, 04:39 PM
Subject: The Bullet
>
> A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked
> robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen.
Luckily
> the babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because
> it's too risky to operate.
> She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
> They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
> in tears.
> "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
> "I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
> The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
> "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out."
> Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16
> years ago.
> A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
> "It's okay," says the Mom, "I know what happened. You were urinating
and
> a bullet came out."
> "No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"

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jsom85
jsom85
Posts: 316
Joined: 2004/01/16
United States
2004/04/02, 09:11 PM
:laugh:

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sandysford
sandysford
Posts: 1,139
Joined: 2002/11/18
United States
2004/04/05, 01:47 PM
lol lol lmao lol lol lol, That was great I needed a good laugh:laugh:

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jsvez
jsvez
Posts: 112
Joined: 2003/09/23
Canada
2004/04/06, 09:10 AM
Good one Intruder. It is always nice to start the morning with a laugh.