Group: All Else Lounge

All Else Lounge
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2004/04/28, 10:45 AM
The Mechanic & The Surgeon

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running!"




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azredhead57
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2004/04/28, 02:07 PM
:laugh:, good one as always.

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asimmer
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2004/08/23, 09:13 AM
tee hee.