Group: Specific Diets & Nutrition

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Anni313
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2004/06/23, 01:15 PM
I've brought lawn chairs and vodka if anyone cares for a martini...

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asimmer
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2004/06/23, 01:19 PM
'makes that little bleah noise that snoopy would about his dogfood' :yuckmouth smiley:

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Woodie
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2004/06/25, 12:37 PM
They have a tail, small brains, and have almost the same size arms as they do legs.

Sounds like alot of the people I work with.

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Pritchard
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2004/06/23, 10:13 AM
i was thinking, humans come from monkeys, and obviously in the jungle or where ever they are they only drink mothers milk and water, so is that all we should drink. i thought this a while ago and i only drink water, milk, and green tea. am i right i thinking that?

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hecdarec
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2004/06/23, 10:18 AM
So you are the final say that humans come from monkeys? Yes you are absolutely right in thinking that. In fact I think that all humans should pattern their lives after monkeys. Some monkeys will eat a baby monkey if they feel threatened by it. Let my son get sassy with me, and see if I won't have him seasoned and baked. Monkey's also are known to eat their own fecal matter. This is a diet I have been seriously contemplating getting myself on. Yes pritchard you are on to something here.

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2004/06/23, 10:20 AM
Monkeys would drink Pepsi if they had it :)
Pritchard
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2004/06/23, 10:32 AM
i knew i was onto something......

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DvlishLdy
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2004/06/23, 11:07 AM
LOL!!! This is too funny :big_smile:
Pritchard
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2004/06/23, 11:11 AM
shame that, cos it wasn't meant to....:)

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asimmer
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2004/06/23, 11:20 AM
Does that mean I can fling poo at my neighbors?

pritchard - water is the best thing for you, green tea is beneficial. I disagree with milk - cuz we aren't getting it from our species (ugh, did I just go there?), we aren't made to digest cows milk. Just my opinion. I like all kinds of tea :)

But monkeys can't unscrew the caps on diet vanilla coke, so i guess that is where we have evolved....

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Pritchard
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2004/06/23, 11:25 AM
i got this new cranberry and echinacea drink, its not tea but it tastes like flowers, ahhhh. i would probably suggest that you don't throw poo at people, some may take offence to it. i never thought about the difference between cow milk and (dare i say it) my mothers own brand.

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OliveU2
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2004/06/24, 09:59 AM
Great Snoopy reference!
fsdsk
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2004/06/24, 10:45 AM
Why does Hec know so much about monkeys? I'm a little concerned.
hecdarec
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2004/06/24, 11:06 AM
National geographic channel. My wife forces me to watch it instead of baseball.

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2004/06/24, 11:10 AM
Well, its on topic and no worse than that adkins post.
http://thatwasrandom.com/video/monkeypee.php

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Anni313
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2004/06/24, 11:53 AM
Anni is grossed out and packs up lawn chairs and vodka. She can support and instigate many behaviors, but not the monkey thing.

Thank you for your very sweet comment Charlie:love:

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2004/06/24, 11:56 AM
It was just a comment on prichards original idea. Sorry Anni.

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Anni313
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2004/06/24, 03:40 PM
That's okay Charlie, I have monkey issues from my childhood. I still adore you!

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dfly411
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2004/06/24, 04:00 PM
Pritchard honey, I think that you need to drink some of Anni's vodka. (and here I was thinking that men only thought about sex and sports):big_smile:

Oh, and Hector....it was the hippos (males) that will sometime kill their young, not monkeys.
david_s81
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2004/06/24, 05:19 PM
I believe you mean to refer to chimpanzees. Humans do not come from "monkeys", they evolved from the australopithecines. Monkeys are a "primate", but on the opposite side of the spectrum. They have a tail, small brains, and have almost the same size arms as they do legs. There are a bunch of other differences as well, but I won't get in to it.

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mmaibohm
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2004/06/25, 04:38 AM
yeah but some of us still knuckle walk for fun lol

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7707mutt
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2004/06/25, 07:52 AM
Very good david! First person besides me that I have seen in a long time that knew that lol!

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Pritchard
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2004/06/25, 02:52 PM
homoerectus, that is all.

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hecdarec
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2004/06/25, 02:53 PM
Who you callin a homo?

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Pritchard
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2004/06/25, 03:18 PM
erectus

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I found this site whilst looking for low cost shoes. (get it, huh, free=low cost, trainer=shoe... nevermind.)

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hecdarec
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2004/06/25, 03:30 PM
yes?

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Pritchard
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2004/06/25, 03:33 PM
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I found this site whilst looking for low cost shoes.

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david_s81
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2004/06/25, 09:34 PM
at this hour, hec???

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arondaballer
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2004/06/27, 02:32 PM
I believe that GOD created us, we weren't evolved from monkeys.

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bb1fit
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2004/06/27, 04:29 PM
Yes, God created us. :big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:

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I believe that GOD created us, we weren't evolved from monkeys.


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david_s81
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2004/06/27, 09:58 PM
That's the beautiful thing about Dr. Darwin's still-yet-to-be disproven theories. They are not contradictory to anybodys beliefs, but they are just "in addition to". Do a little more homework about this. It's really not meant to step on anyones toes. Religion is a touchy subject with everybody. Quite pointless to argue about it, but you cannot deny the scientific proof that has been gathered by Dr. Darwin.

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ursusarktos
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2004/06/28, 01:37 AM
...and with a sense of humour to boot! Hec's 1st post was brilliant.

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Yes, God created us. :big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:


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ursusarktos
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2004/06/28, 01:43 AM
Actually when I first read the thread heading "Human drinks" I thought this was going to be about vampires.
bb1fit
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2004/06/28, 10:52 AM
Yeah, I agree with that. I had a good laugh when I read it. I avoided this post for quite a while, figured it was something silly like you mentioned.

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...and with a sense of humour to boot! Hec's 1st post was brilliant.


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