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death match with a cockroach

adam_nunya Posts: 24 Joined: 2004/07/06	2004/07/22, 11:43 AM I hate roaches myself, but am deathly afraid of spiders, even the lil bitty ones ill shreik like a girl, lol. With that being said guess what i just so happen to come upon the other day here in sand hell, yep a big a** camel spider, they say theyll chase you and jump on you to bite you but this one didnt have the chance since i ran and jumped in the truck and rolled the windows up as soon as i saw it. lol still getting laughed at for that one. but sry for the roach nemisis howdie.
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2004/07/19, 12:33 AM i would like to say that sunday afternoon i was late to work because a cockroach decided to set up shop in my favorite vintage polo shirt. it tried to kill me, but i prevailed. this is significant because i am deathly afraid of roaches. thus, when i saw it waving its antennae at me i almost lost consciousnes because i became so light-headed. after planning and executing my attack, i was hyperventilating from anxiety. so when i say it was a death match, it really was because the roach almost killed me. tonight i will undoubtedly have nightmares. -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t. margarine is a liar who announces, \"i am butter!\"
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2004/07/19, 12:52 AM That sucks thoose little sob's will survive a nuclear holocost. If you have them move far far away lol -------------- I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine now and forever.No one holds command over me. No man. No god. I am ANIMAL! and that is enough.
phimugirl1 Posts: 267 Joined: 2004/06/22	2004/07/19, 08:34 AM I despise cockroaches, but LOATHE spiders even more. I've killed three so far in my little computer area. SHIVER!! I hope there were no nightmares for you. Spray, spray, and spray some more!!! Good luck!
t-babe Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/02/20	2004/07/19, 03:07 PM glad to hear you triumphed in your deathmatch. I would advocate use of a very, very big bat but it might spoil a polo shirt so I would stick with sprayin them to death!
	2004/07/19, 03:16 PM You can tie a string around his neck and tie the other end to a chair. That'll keep him out of your shirt. -------------- Foolish consistancies are the hobgoblins of small minds. Charlie
goodoldtex Posts: 564 Joined: 2004/01/25	2004/07/19, 03:20 PM i say tie one end around his neck, find a stray cat and dangle him there for interrogation as to where his secret lair is. That cat will do all the torturing if the roach doesn't talk.
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/07/19, 03:23 PM do you know that a cockroach can live without its head for quite some time actually. so that thing is gonna keep wiggling about even with the string around it's neck. -------------- The best victories are won not by adversity and brute force. Learn the enemy and overcome it. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
	2004/07/19, 03:27 PM I am not advocating cockroach torture. If I were I'd suggest a magnifying glass and bright sunlight. Scientific studies have revealed that the favorite food of most cockroaches is of coarse ...the cupcake. -------------- Foolish consistancies are the hobgoblins of small minds. Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/07/19, 03:29 PM I have a few roachclips at home; haven't used them in years, do you want me to send them your way?:laugh:
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/07/19, 03:31 PM oi. did I happen to tell anyone that I smell like raid and baygon insect spray? I sweat that stuff. -------------- The best victories are won not by adversity and brute force. Learn the enemy and overcome it. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
	2004/07/19, 03:32 PM No cockroaches on THAT cupcake. -------------- Foolish consistancies are the hobgoblins of small minds. Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/07/19, 03:34 PM I smell like freakin grapefruit today...But, it is better then that raspberry/mango crap; ICK!!!
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/20, 06:39 AM I wonder who decided to name them "cockroaches"? Seems like they could have come up with something a little more indicative of their annoying existance...
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/07/20, 08:28 AM I hate flying cockroaches..they have this really icky smell, and when you kill em *splat*..the stink is even worst. I think a guy named a cockroach...okay. uhm. nevermind. I will not comment. Howdie..i hope no crawling things decide to lurk nearby, especially cockroaches. I hate the stuff. -------------- The best victories are won not by adversity and brute force. Learn the enemy and overcome it. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2004/07/20, 05:18 PM speaking of the splatting, the one i killed did splat all over the wall when i smashed it. it was still alive afterward. that was very disheartening. i like to think i swing a mean loafer. -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t. margarine is a liar who announces, \"i am butter!\"
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/07/21, 03:42 PM yeah yogi, they'll probably outlast humankind too in the event of a major catastrophe. damned icky things. howdie: don't you hate cleaning up after the smelly stuff they eek out when you kill em? *shudder* -------------- The best victories are won not by adversity and brute force. Learn the enemy and overcome it. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
	2004/07/21, 03:49 PM Now there's your first mistake. Never clean them up. Their little smashed carcases serve as a warning to their cousins to stay away. -------------- Foolish consistancies are the hobgoblins of small minds. Charlie
workingoutgirl Posts: 289 Joined: 2001/11/15	2004/07/23, 02:43 PM Yep - we lived on a wooded lot. And one day, rainy at that, I decided I would go hit the tanning bed. Sitting there at a light in my bright pink raincoat..waiting for the light to change...........out of the corner of my eye....I see something about my upper chest level...I look down...........I freak...........a big ol wood roach there looking at me. T.G. no one was in front of me...because I jumped............and it jumped off of me........running around in the truck....euuuuh...so off to the car wash sweeper thing I went................hoping that dang thing would go thru the vacuum.....YEAH....I actually could hear it thumping thru the tube...so gross! But alas - it was not in the car...no more or on me!
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/07/23, 04:49 PM hahaha!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh: ============ Quoting from charlie826: Now there's your first mistake. Never clean them up. Their little smashed carcases serve as a warning to their cousins to stay away. ============= -------------- The best victories are won not by adversity and brute force. Learn the enemy and overcome it. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/07/23, 04:57 PM charlie..I thank the heavens you haven't been cloned yet. Or else I'd suffer from intense gas pains and they'd find coffee residue in my lungs...:big_smile: -------------- The best victories are won not by adversity and brute force. Learn the enemy and overcome it. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/07/23, 11:04 PM OHHH, howdiekat..did I tell you I lived in Manhatten in my late teens? I thought my roommatees were playng a joke on me when I noticed that the clock on the back of the stove was full of roaches - but then I noticed that some were stil wriggling..aighhh! We had a chart up on the wall for 'kills' and method of kills (hammer, shoe, ohh hand (very brave), wok, on occasion). God, how I hate those nasty beasts. I was on the bus one day, heading to lower east side, and I observed a cockroach climb into a man's pocket right before the man got off the bus. How did the roach know he was getting off at his stop?? (and you know that from that point on i checked my pockets before going home!!) OOOOh, they are evil! The biggest roaches I have ever seen were at 6 flags in texas. They coated the underside of the archway to a 'scary' ride. let me tell you, it took more nerves to walk under that archway full of giant, flying cockroaches than to go on the death-defying ride!!!! I feel your pain, get a hamer and wreak vengeance. It is the only way! -------------- \"Achieving worthwhile goals requires a consistent investment of time and effort on your part....The rewards you receive will be in direct proportion to the consistent effort you put forth.\" Brian Johnston, The Power of The Champions
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2004/07/24, 12:03 AM are you talking about the judge roy scream? we have the worst roach problem in the world here in texas. i could hardly sleep the other night thinking one was going to crawl on me. i shudder at the thought. i have only had to kill 3 since i've been in my apartment, but i really was on the verge of suffocation the other day - and i DO NOT GET SCARED by that type of thing. i am going to start keeping 45lb plates around and just dumping them on the little bastards. that'll show em. -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t. margarine is a liar who announces, \"i am butter!\"
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/07/24, 12:08 AM Get a nice hamer and a scoreboard, you will feel better,. :) -------------- \"Achieving worthwhile goals requires a consistent investment of time and effort on your part....The rewards you receive will be in direct proportion to the consistent effort you put forth.\" Brian Johnston, The Power of The Champions
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/07/24, 12:09 AM Geez, why can't I manage two m's in a row?? Get a nice hammer!!!! Must be a roach originatd computer virus, little bastards! -------------- \"Achieving worthwhile goals requires a consistent investment of time and effort on your part....The rewards you receive will be in direct proportion to the consistent effort you put forth.\" Brian Johnston, The Power of The Champions
goodoldtex Posts: 564 Joined: 2004/01/25	2004/07/24, 12:16 AM start rating style points too, like if you're bored you could get creative with the killings. Hook one with a fishhook and hang him in the center of the room. orr do a flip half twist and finish with your shoe on him. make a game out of it.
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/07/26, 10:24 PM the 'Roach killing' olympics..... -------------- \"Achieving worthwhile goals requires a consistent investment of time and effort on your part....The rewards you receive will be in direct proportion to the consistent effort you put forth.\" Brian Johnston, The Power of The Champions