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Kinda cute....

fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/08/19, 04:50 PM A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't. There are all kinds of breasts depending on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry." Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of weenies are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration."

	2004/08/19, 04:54 PM I did'nt think that was cute at all. Signed, Old Hickory
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/08/19, 04:58 PM Mr. Hickory, There are always exceptions to the rule.:big_smile: Signed, Tri-pod:laugh::laugh::laugh:
	2004/08/19, 04:59 PM Good to see you again Mikey!!! -------------- Waterskis with buffalo Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/08/19, 05:07 PM Thanks squatman.....After my very un-disiplined summer thus far; I wish I could see what I use to see!:laugh::laugh:
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/19, 05:31 PM not trying to be rude but, you're over 50 arent you charlie? is that all true?:big_smile: -------------- dooby doo doo A.D.F.
	2004/08/19, 06:40 PM Demonstrations only pritchard. You volunteering? -------------- Waterskis with buffalo Charlie
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/08/20, 03:01 AM oh my. :big_smile: prays to the almighty female goddesses that she not reach onion stage faster than usual and never to see the much maligned christmas tree -------------- There is no pain. There will BE no pain. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/20, 07:41 AM i hope your not asking me to give you a good demonstrating charlie. ps. i wonder what maligned means. -------------- dooby doo doo A.D.F.
Hellscream Posts: 272 Joined: 2004/02/25	2004/08/20, 10:11 PM lol, that was pretty funny.
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/08/23, 09:02 AM bump