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OLYMPIC COUCH WORKOUT

dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/19, 11:54 PM I am happy to report that I have discoverd a fantastic new way to tone every muscle on your body, with special emphasis on your glutes. Simply put on your favorite pajamas, get some celery and peanut butter. Watch a little girl named Carley Patterson do a floor routine that she must ace in order to be only the second woman ever to wear the gold in the individuals. I did the whole routine with her...ever spin, every tumble, every split, I stuck every landing. I even cried when the score posted. Well, so I wasn't "really" doing it, but I did mirror it with enormous tension in the same muscle groups I am sure she was using. I would highly suggest this workout to everybody....it's intense, patriotic, and you only have to do it every four years.
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/08/20, 10:52 AM Cry baby. I never cry during the olympics. -------------- You can cover up the flaws on your body, but there is no hiding a flawed personality.
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/08/20, 11:23 AM How did you end up with such a sensative man dfly411?
	2004/08/20, 11:55 AM I cry every time I have to see Bob Costas. -------------- Waterskis with buffalo Charlie
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/20, 12:06 PM Don't let him fool you fsdsk, he cries during American Idol episodes.:cool: Um, who is Bob Costas?
	2004/08/20, 12:16 PM Ryan Seacrest's lil dumber brother. -------------- Waterskis with buffalo Charlie
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/20, 12:23 PM alrighty then. You know something else that makes me cry when I see it on television? The commentators on Monday Night Football. They stand up now and I find it quite unsettling and am bothered by it to no end.
	2004/08/20, 12:28 PM Yes Madden makes me cry too. I miss Howard Cosell and the days when football announcers were calling games totally sh**faced. -------------- Waterskis with buffalo Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/08/20, 12:39 PM dfly, my wife and I have been watching the olympics every night. I finally pulled the couch cushion out of the crack of my azz this morning. I think that we were more thrilled then Carley was; she seemed so oblivious to what it actually means when winning a Gold medal in the Olympics. Hope it hits her later... Bob Costas drives me crazy too, but at least he isn't bringing up the dramatical stories of our Olympians as much. Hickory, Give us a taste of how a Cosell interview would have gone with Carley, or even a play by play when Carley was doing the floor routine. We need a Cosell; ratings would surely skyrocket....
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/20, 12:46 PM I know, but I bet that weird calmness is what makes her good with that kind of situation. She doesn't strike me a nervous person. I would have been the type to overcompensate....surely I would have tumbled right into the grand stands on my last pass if I had been her,:laugh: Yes Charlie, please do.
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/08/20, 12:54 PM I never thought of that...Her calmness definately helped her; her attitude of "just another meet helped her. And me, falling off the damn couch on her every pass, helped her. Hit my damn head on the coffee table on her first pass, my elbow on her second; stepped out of the family room on her third, and knocked a picture off the wall on her fourth. God, I love the Olympics, now where is my ice bag....
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/20, 01:02 PM Perhaps you placed it between your ass cheeks?
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/08/20, 01:16 PM Babe, Bob Costas is the guy that you said you liked last night. -------------- You can cover up the flaws on your body, but there is no hiding a flawed personality.
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/20, 01:18 PM Oh, ok...Charlie, why don't you like him? Hector says he is arrogant, so he doesn't like him either.
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/20, 06:19 PM The Olympics are on? -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/20, 07:31 PM Hey Anni!! We miss you around here honey!!
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/20, 10:32 PM Hi Dfly! I've sure been missing you guys too. So much going on with school starting, computer dying, etc. I'm looking forward to spending the weekend online while I do my homework. -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2004/08/20, 10:51 PM anni you have been sorely missed. just thought i'd let you know :big_smile: -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/20, 11:19 PM I've missed you too H-Kat! How are you? -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2004/08/20, 11:36 PM i am fantastic. life could not be better. how's school going? -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"