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2004/09/06, 07:04 AM
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
:big_smile: :laugh::laugh::laugh: :big_smile:
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2004/09/06, 04:45 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
So funny! What are you saying?
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"A will finds a way, failure is not an option"
Ivan
carivan@freetrainers.com
Montreal Canada
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2004/09/07, 02:02 PM
muahahaa...we are intelligence!!!!
*hides from all them big bad muscled males at large*
okay okay..I'm a chicken! I take it back. somewhat :P
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There is no pain. There will BE no pain.
Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!!
-cupcake-
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2004/09/07, 02:08 PM
somewhat is a funny word.
why didnt they wish they were over the other side of the river, huh? that would make sense huh? huh?
the man and the man/woman are both pretty stupid, i am the cleverererest.
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guns dont kill people, rappers do
call the police, woo woo woo.
stay dumb, you know it makes no sense.
This site is best viewed on a monitor connected to a computer.
A.D.F.
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2004/09/07, 02:44 PM
i just got e-mailed this,:
Appearances... A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing
the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.
'What are those for?' she asked suspiciously.
'I'm a juggler,' the man replied. 'I use those in my act.'
The officer wanting to be sure so he asked 'Please step out of the car and show
me.' So he got out with the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more,
finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling
show and amazing the officer.
Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, 'My God. I've
got to give up drinking! Look at the tests they're giving now.'
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guns dont kill people, rappers do
call the police, woo woo woo.
stay dumb, you know it makes no sense.
This site is best viewed on a monitor connected to a computer.
A.D.F.
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2004/09/07, 04:22 PM
Oh man!
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"A will finds a way, failure is not an option"
Ivan
carivan@freetrainers.com
Montreal Canada
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2004/09/09, 03:32 PM
sorry about the joke, i honestly didnt write it.
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guns dont kill people, rappers do
call the police, woo woo woo.
stay dumb, you know it makes no sense.
This site is best viewed on a monitor connected to a computer.
A.D.F.
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2004/09/12, 11:53 AM
I Need A Drink...
Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one, Eddie.
I just had a fight with the little woman.'
'Oh yeah,' said Eddie. 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over,' Harvey replied, 'she came to me on her hands and
knees.' 'Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
'She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!!!'
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guns dont kill people, rappers do
call the police, woo woo woo.
stay dumb, you know it makes no sense.
This site is best viewed on a monitor connected to a computer.
A.D.F.
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2004/09/12, 01:21 PM
Nice....I like it. :laugh:
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Quoting from t-babe:
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
:big_smile: :laugh::laugh::laugh: :big_smile:
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If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
bb1fit@freetrainers.com
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