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2004/09/28, 09:28 AM
WARNING: New computer viruses
Watch out for these new viruses :-)
No solutions for these yet!!!
The Al Gore Virus -
Causes your computer to just keep counting and recounting.
The Clinton Virus -
Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus -
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus -
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about
what it did.
The Ronald Reagan Virus -
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
The Mike Tyson Virus -
Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus -
Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then slowly expands to
re-stabilize around 200 Mb.
The Jack Kevorkian Virus -
Deletes all old files.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus -
Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus -
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus -
Only attacks minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus -
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus -
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it
through Windows!
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2004/09/28, 12:35 PM
I have seen these before, pretty funny stuff.
Bringing up Al Gore, I wonder if maybe he invented the word processor to make those documents on George Bush before he invented the internet!!:big_smile:
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If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
bb1fit@freetrainers.com
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2004/09/28, 01:44 PM
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."
--AL Gore, on CNN's "Late Edition"
The story that Gore had claimed to invent the internet originated through a misinterpretation of this remark by journalist Declan McCullagh in "Wired News" and was jumped on by G.W. Bush's campaign and the conservative segment of the U.S. media. In more recent news, Dan Rather and the CBS news producers are in fact morons.
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2004/09/28, 11:12 PM
Yeah, but it is still funny. And Dan Rather's being banned everywhere. Even the radio station in the city where he grew up has turned him off! The CBS bews affiliate in Houston has stopped running his new analysis too! And there are others.....:big_smile:
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If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
bb1fit@freetrainers.com
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