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Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/10/15, 03:45 PM the hottest girl in the town asked me to get her fit, and join the gym together, i coudnt turn this deal down, because shes hot, and funny and awww, shes hot. but anyways, i need to know some rules because i am obviously an idiot, and i dont want her, or anybody else to know. post any pointers on etiquet, etc. ps. also on the spelling of etiquet. -------------- *NOT A TART* A.D.F.
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/10/15, 03:59 PM You probably paid for her membership too? Okay here is my top ten list of proper etiquette when working out with a hot girl. 1) Wear spandex and keep an erection during the whole session. 2) When you spot her lean up really close against her and tell her that it helps to improve balance. 3) Lift really heavy weight and demand that she do the same as you. 4) Tell her that wearing really slutty clothes is good for morale. 5) Flatulate often, she will think it is manly. 6) Insist that she only work chest 7) Scream really loud when doing abs 8) When she completes a set, get really excited and lift her up and spin her around, then smack her on the ass 9) Tell her that sex immediately after a workout is a good fatburner 10) Yell really loud at other people if it even appears that they are looking at her. (shows her you will defend her honor) Let me know if I can be of further assistance. -------------- I have a bowel movement every morning at 9:00am sharp.
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/10/15, 06:01 PM I did all that and she married me! it works pritchard. -------------- "A will finds a way, failure is not an option" Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/10/15, 08:21 PM Tsk, tsk, tsk.... -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/10/15, 08:28 PM Well, it doesn't work for everybody. :(
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/10/15, 10:00 PM I'm sure it will work for pritchard!
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/10/16, 10:09 AM oh thanks hec, very helpful. and by the way im not paying for her to join, its too damn expensive. i might try 1,8, and 9. -------------- *NOT A TART* A.D.F.
arondaballer Posts: 1,054 Joined: 2003/06/14	2004/10/16, 11:51 PM Hec, that's hilarious -------------- I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious. --Vince Lombardi "Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H. L. Hunt
boost1 Posts: 19 Joined: 2003/08/30	2004/10/17, 03:01 AM LMAO @ HEC
DX14AG Posts: 1,055 Joined: 2004/07/22	2004/10/20, 08:31 PM lol that was pretty good Hec
porphyria Posts: 106 Joined: 2004/04/24	2004/10/24, 02:55 PM Hec <3 :cool: