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hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/11/08, 11:41 AM When Jehova's witnesses come banging at your door? Ususally I turn off all of the lights and hide until they go away, but this last time I decided to confront them. I started speaking spanish to them. They got the hint and moved on. The funny thing is that I do not speak spanish. I just made words up. I decided that the next time they come, I am going to open the door naked smothered in feces. -------------- I make fun of others to compensate for my low self esteem. It works.
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/11/08, 11:57 AM I told them I was happy with the religion I was. They asked could they inquire what it may be?? I said sure, I worship Satan! Seeing in their face this had them, I asked them if they would like to join in a service I was just having in the basement, I was getting ready to sacrifice a goat and they were welcome to participate. They calmly replied maybe it is a good idea you stay the religion you are, and left. Worked like a charm. -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
	2004/11/08, 12:26 PM Can't top that one Ron. Nice. We used to alert each other by phone in my old neighborhood when they were out and about. I am notifying PETA about the goat thing so expect another visit. -------------- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol Charlie
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/11/08, 12:57 PM That is good Ron, I might try that one. -------------- I make fun of others to compensate for my low self esteem. It works.
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2004/11/08, 01:19 PM You could come to the door, and talk to your "other self", and have a conversation, between the 3 or 4 of you guys. That is if you can keep a straight face. -------------- GO into battle as if was your last, cause thats the only one you loose!
princesslodgey Posts: 1,748 Joined: 2004/02/21	2004/11/08, 01:21 PM One of my friends had the Jehova's round and he got stuck talking to them, so his mate called through " you're going to have to come quickly, we can't hold the virgin down any longer"
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2004/11/08, 01:58 PM I actually know a lot on this as until I was 15 I was raised in that faith...my mom is still one of "those" that goes door to door. ANd yes I did that as well. Don't worry I am not offended by any comments about them, I actually invite them in and play with their minds! LOL -------------- LIFT HEAVY! BECOME STRONG, LIKE BULL! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
	2004/11/08, 03:02 PM UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!! You have a friend who's a virgin???? ============ Quoting from princesslodgey: One of my friends had the Jehova's round and he got stuck talking to them, so his mate called through " you're going to have to come quickly, we can't hold the virgin down any longer" ============= :big_smile::big_smile: -------------- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol Charlie
rsquade Posts: 152 Joined: 2003/01/06	2004/11/08, 03:29 PM I "accidentally" scared then off once. I was changing to go out when a neighbor called and asked to borrow a wrench. A short while later, the doorbell rang. I ran to the door carrying a large wrench, dressed just in my boxers. I threw open the door - and to my surprise - it wasn't my neighbor - it was three elderly ladies bearing pamphlets. I blushed from head to toe, lowering my weapon - the wrench, remember? The ladies beat a hasty retreat. My neighbor found me laughing hysterically. They haven't been back since...
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/11/09, 11:30 AM Bring them on!! You know what PETA really stands for...people eating tasty animals! ============ Quoting from charlie826: Can't top that one Ron. Nice. We used to alert each other by phone in my old neighborhood when they were out and about. I am notifying PETA about the goat thing so expect another visit. ============= -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/11/09, 12:46 PM Turn the hose on them, works with all kinds of solicitors. -------------- "The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes." Marcel Proust
	2004/11/09, 12:50 PM That'll really rile up the peta's.:big_smile: -------------- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol Charlie
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2004/11/09, 04:15 PM Anyone that comes to my door uninvited is usually met with my large overly anxious angry dog first, after that they aren't too pushy. -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL ***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. ***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/11/09, 10:15 PM Those are really good tactics. At least I am not the only one. I had told them nicely to take me off their calling list and wouldn't you know it, they did. Until they sent a new guy, then I made a complaint at the police counter, haven't seen the guys/girls in about 6 months. Apparently they are really attracted to my faith.! Guess they are jealous. -------------- "A will finds a way, failure is not an option" Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/11/10, 01:46 PM i say, will you bemy friend, and the sprint down the garden path. -------------- *NOT A TART* A.D.F.