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dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/12/14, 07:05 AM Did you know that children laugh an average of 146 times a day whereas adults laugh an average of 4 times a day? My contribution to putting more humor in your life: The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And The Perilous Plot of Professor Poo! by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doos q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper Then, use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker And finally, use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is: Bootie Liverbiscuits. Have fun with this and let me know what your new name is! -------------------- Julienne AKA: Bootie Cootietush
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/12/14, 07:24 AM Goober Girdlebiscuits I think I prefer my real name :big_smile:
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2004/12/14, 08:24 AM Pinky Apple, as I don't have a four letter last name... -------------- t I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self. - Aristotle You have the power to change a life right in your own hands. - Paul Brandt
Miyu Posts: 118 Joined: 2003/04/15	2004/12/14, 10:34 AM Poopsie Bubbletush... LOL!
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/12/14, 10:56 AM When I read the title of this post, I didn't know if I wanted to read it or not!! LOL.. Zippy Gizzardtushie -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/12/14, 12:47 PM Zippy Girdlekisser -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. - Carl Zwanzig Jonathan
t-babe Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/02/20	2004/12/14, 01:12 PM Poopsie Liverhead. With this I'm sure there's a few porn star names lurking around.
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2004/12/14, 01:36 PM bootie wafflebuns -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
	2004/12/14, 02:14 PM poopsie gizzardsquirt....now what the hell do we do. Is this a Christmas thing??? Humbug. -------------- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol Charlie
goodoldtex Posts: 564 Joined: 2004/01/25	2004/12/14, 03:47 PM Bootie Cootieshorts
DanielJLove Posts: 320 Joined: 2004/03/30	2004/12/14, 03:52 PM Zippy Bubbletush
	2004/12/14, 03:53 PM Anybody notice only FT pro members are responding? What does that mean? Poopsie -------------- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol Charlie
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/12/14, 05:22 PM Poopsie Bubbletoosh here! Can you read me Poopsie Gizzard squirt?? -------------- "A will finds a way, failure is not an option" Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2004/12/14, 05:32 PM I used my real 1st name......cause andrew is my middle name......but I used it too Poopsie Gadget Bubblesniffer....is now my NEW full name. chaulk one up for the freebies! -------------- The following, has not be approved by the FDA or FT, it was not meant to diagnose,treat,or prevent any diease(s) Please consult a moderator or doctor before using any of the suggestions or comments.
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/12/15, 10:37 AM Buttercup Gizzardtush
	2004/12/15, 10:41 AM Yes brother I read you although in your new svelt buff condition the handle just doesn't seem to work. ============ Quoting from carivan: Poopsie Bubbletoosh here! Can you read me Poopsie Gizzard squirt?? ============= -------------- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol Charlie
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/12/15, 10:42 AM poopsie cootieface -------------- IM BACK, and IM BALDING A.D.F.
	2004/12/15, 11:06 AM Really???? ============ Quoting from pritchard: cootieface poopinpants ============= -------------- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol Charlie
CristalBelle Posts: 1,389 Joined: 2003/06/27	2004/12/15, 11:48 AM chim-chim bananashorts I guess this means I really am a monkey lover!
princesslodgey Posts: 1,748 Joined: 2004/02/21	2004/12/15, 04:38 PM loopy chickenbreath -------------- loopy chickenbreath
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/12/15, 06:41 PM GROoooooooSSSSSSSSSSSE! ============ Quoting from princesslodgey: loopy chickenbreath ============= -------------- If you can dream it, if you can imagine it, then you can be it, you can do it. If it is meaningful enough, and you commit the energy of your passion, you will. Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/12/15, 07:07 PM There is no option for 'y' as the third letter of your first name..I guess i will use the next 'y' option.... Gorilla Cootietushie dfly, I think we are related!!!! -------------- "The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes." Marcel Proust
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/12/16, 08:17 AM Buttercup Cootietush, you may know my wife bootie. And just to clarify, I laugh as much as a child does. -------------- I am from Philadelphia, for all the people who keep posting the infamous where are you from thread.
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/12/16, 08:44 AM Well isn't this special?! Season's Greetings you guys! Squeezit WaffleSniffer. (TSMD)
jebain Posts: 1 Joined: 2004/12/09	2004/12/16, 08:53 AM Zippie Cootiefannie!! Too funny!:)
firemansam Posts: 147 Joined: 2004/08/20	2004/12/16, 11:11 PM Pinky Applefanny Nothing has ever suited me better.
Diana123 Posts: 135 Joined: 2003/02/03	2004/12/17, 06:29 AM Poopsie Gorillabutt Oh my...:laugh:
crispy01 Posts: 130 Joined: 2004/09/08	2004/12/17, 11:09 AM Loopy Applesniffer:big_smile:
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/12/18, 08:48 AM CHARLIE, i cant believe you changed a fake name which is meant to be stupid, into something else, how immature. tut tut. -------------- IM BACK, and IM BALDING A.D.F.
starbell Posts: 279 Joined: 2002/11/13	2004/12/18, 03:20 PM squeezit gridlebrain. Very Good:big_smile::love:
phimugirl1 Posts: 267 Joined: 2004/06/22	2004/12/21, 09:01 AM Zippy Bubblenose
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2004/12/21, 12:05 PM Using my "real name" I am now TOOTIE BUBBLE KISSER! I guess I have been called worse! :) Thanks for the laugh! -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL ***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. ***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
	2004/12/23, 03:40 PM Loopie GirdleBiscuits.............what the heck!!! the funny thing is look how many of us adults did THIS. MERRY CHRISTMAS THAT WAS FUN AND SILLY. HAHAHAHA
Reddy Posts: 597 Joined: 2003/09/11	2004/12/29, 07:52 PM Zippy Waffle Tushie the zippy I can deal with - I need a new last name -------------- Reddy All people smile in the same language
morpheus1 Posts: 67 Joined: 2005/01/06	2005/01/31, 12:03 AM I know this is like a month old, but it needs a bump, and I need a new name. Snotty Gorillafanny
selgae Posts: 14 Joined: 2005/01/30	2005/01/31, 08:54 AM Poopie Cootie-Shorts. Sweet.
du2dg Posts: 4 Joined: 2005/01/03	2005/02/25, 11:11 AM pinky cootieface
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2005/02/25, 06:27 PM What fun!!! I have already laughed over 146 times just off of reading this post. Mine is - Fluffy Apple Brain:big_smile:
	2005/02/26, 07:23 PM crusty waffle buns...to the rescue :::throws his cape over his shoulder batman style:::
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2005/03/24, 10:48 AM Hello my name is Poopsie Appletushie!
sourjujube Posts: 31 Joined: 2004/12/30	2005/03/24, 01:37 PM Wow...this is a little close to home.....Loopy BubbleTush:(
boomah Posts: 5 Joined: 2005/03/15	2005/03/27, 12:51 PM tootie cootieshorts
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2005/03/27, 01:37 PM buttercup applemouth
thedominator Posts: 288 Joined: 2005/02/16	2005/03/27, 04:07 PM There no y and z in the first one.. i have "z" as my third letter.. i dont' wanna use the second part's z :P for OBVIOUS reasons :angry: so i'll go for z in the third portion :big_smile: MAN this is funny juice appletushie -------------- A life worth living is a life lived with honor and dignity..bow to no moral and bowed by none.. THATS ME
Smurfetta Posts: 83 Joined: 2005/02/15	2005/03/28, 05:55 PM Chim-Chim Chicken Fanny here. :)
princesslodgey Posts: 1,748 Joined: 2004/02/21	2005/03/29, 04:24 AM Mike, I will never look at your "I am that which must be feared....." signature in the same way ever again ============ Quoting from mmaibohm: buttercup applemouth =============
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2005/03/29, 05:12 AM :) -------------- I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine now and forever.No one holds command over me. No man. No god. I am ANIMAL! and that is enough.
kkx81 Posts: 15 Joined: 2005/02/14	2005/03/29, 06:50 PM hahaha Squeezit Cootieshorts :big_smile:
kkx81 Posts: 15 Joined: 2005/02/14	2005/03/29, 06:52 PM hahaha Squeezit Cootieshorts :big_smile: