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New Year resolution onslaught

jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/12/23, 11:10 AM Thanks, hec. (tearing up) That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! :love::laugh::love: I've learned from the Hecster. Just trying to make you proud! :cool::big_smile: -------------- --Click here to insert a clever message-- Jonathan
borpillicus Posts: 454 Joined: 2003/03/13	2004/12/23, 11:13 AM Hahaha. Hec, your a riot. The attack of the gym neophytes. Yeah, the board will be spammed with dozens of posts on people asking what to do but that’s not the worst of it. Just think about whats going to happen to the gym you go to! I came into the gym last night and it was nearly dead... The calm before the storm I said. Wait until the New Year starts and the gym will be flooded with new members. Then two weeks pass and 75% of them will be gone, two more weeks after that 95% of them will be gone. Then I won't have to struggle to get a hold of the equipment I need. -------------- Lift. Eat. Rest. Gain. ~Brad~
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/12/23, 08:31 AM Any predictions how many new members we get at the first of the year?
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/12/23, 08:45 AM Hi I am new and I have finally decided to get my butt in gear and find the new me! Chances are I will ask one or two questions and then when you do not tell me what I want to hear I will go back to being the slob that I have been my whole life. I will start on monday. -------------- I am from Philadelphia, for all the people who keep posting the infamous where are you from thread.
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/12/23, 08:51 AM Be sure to ask for a detailed list of what you should eat. Ask for a complete 30 days worth of meals and be sure to specify that you don't really like healthy foods like lasagne but get psyched over doritos and ding dongs. -------------- Anni ******* Does my ass make these pants look big?
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/12/23, 08:53 AM Oh I almost forgot I am going to send you guys a list of all my favorite foods and you can figure out my meal plans for me. -------------- I am from Philadelphia, for all the people who keep posting the infamous where are you from thread.
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2004/12/23, 08:59 AM I want my BF% to be under 10, its now 20, can I do that in a month and how do I do do it :laugh::laugh: marry x-mas to u all and a happy new year
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/12/23, 09:08 AM I also forgot to mention I do not have access to a gym and I hate cardio. How can I lose 25 lbs for my wedding on Jan 1st without exercise or eating nasty food? Oh I almost forgot to mention that I have three kids and they keep me really busy so I am only available to train between 3:00 and 3:15. Does 6 second abs work? I dont have the machine but I am sure if I laid on the ground and squeezed my stomach muscles that would suffice. Oh I almost forgot I have a cold so I will not be able to workout this week. Can I still do it after Christmas and lose the weight? Let me just tell you that my family makes a whole lot of food around christmas and I am going to devour as much as I can because I do not see the reason to sacrifice my christmas. Will I still be able to fit into my size 7 wedding dress even though I am an 18? How can you guys make this better. Who here can motivate me? I need a workout partner but I am only going to spot because lifting heavy weight hurts my hands. Can i still lift weights and not look all manly? If it hurts too much would it be okay if I took 6 weeks off so that my body can adjust? Thank you all for your help! I am so glad that I joined this community. Oh I almost forgot to tell you, I am bisexual and I have been known to dance on bars with hardly no clothes on. I know that has no relevance to my fitness, but it might get me laid. Thank you all so much. I hope this post isnt to long. Lord knows when I start typing it is so hard for me to stop. Whoops I have to go, I have a vat of lard brewing and I need to tend to it. Is it okay if I eat a whole ham hock this morning? I will probably burn all of the calories driving my kids to school. You guys are so supportive. -------------- I am from Philadelphia, for all the people who keep posting the infamous where are you from thread.
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2004/12/23, 09:11 AM :cool: :laugh: :laugh: thats all I am goona say
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/12/23, 09:14 AM POST ONE: Help!! I need to loose 20 pounds. My resolution for this year is to loose weight and get the six pack that I have always wanted. POST TWO: Help! What exercises can I do to show my abs? I have tried crunches and it doesn't seem to help at all. POST THREE: I can't get the exercise program to work. POST FOUR: I uploaded my pictures, why aren't they up on my profile yet? POST FIVE: Hey, I'm back and ready to take on the challenge. I need to loose 20 pounds and finally get that six pack one and for all! -------------- Julienne A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
princesslodgey Posts: 1,748 Joined: 2004/02/21	2004/12/23, 10:55 AM Can you make a meal plan for me, but it has to be something that my kids and husband will eat as well. I don't have time to prepare meals between watching daytime tv and picking the kids up from school, so it will have to be something I can buy from a fast food joint. I also can't exercise just now because I don't have the right workout clothes or equipment, and there is never enough money left after buying the bumper size box of coke chocolate and fried foods that I have to get my kids (or I would be a bad parent).
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/12/23, 10:58 AM POST ONE: ok duz enybody no how to mak me skiny agin? I wuz skiny in hi skool but no I'm in colege and I gain my wait and I jest want to be skiny agin. Can yo guyd hekp me? POST TWO (different forum): ok duz enybody no how to mak me skiny agin? I wuz skiny in hi skool but no I'm in colege and I gain my wait and I jest want to be skiny agin. Can yo guyd hekp me? POST THREE: hey! you guyz suk! its bin too hours and nobudy replied to my massage. i told my b/f this site wudn't help me. c'mon! I relly need to loose this love handles so my b/f will love me agin. please help me! -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. - Carl Zwanzig Jonathan
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/12/23, 10:59 AM HAHA! That was good Jonathan! -------------- I am from Philadelphia, for all the people who keep posting the infamous where are you from thread.
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/12/23, 11:13 AM Ain't love grand?:love: -------------- Anni ******* Does my ass make these pants look big?
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/12/23, 11:43 AM I just want to know if I can mix my creatine with my protein shake
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/12/23, 01:01 PM You kids are terrible! What is the best time to eat and how often? Should I go to the gym and workout in the morning or afternoon or evening? Someone please answer!:big_smile::dumbbell: -------------- If you can dream it, if you can imagine it, then you can be it, you can do it. If it is meaningful enough, and you commit the energy of your passion, you will. Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/12/23, 01:38 PM Everybody sucks except the Eagles and I think I'm gay (couldn't resist)
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2004/12/23, 01:44 PM I just wanted to break the cycle and just say that though there are many monotonous questions, many of those even laughable (been guilty of them myself!!), it is great to have so many knowledgeable, helpful, supportive people on FT that continue to repeat themselves over and over again for the sake of helping another! Now, that said, could anyone tell me if having sex really helps burn calories, I mean I could do it more if it meant losing more weight, oh, and if I do it by myself, does that count? Oh, and if it involves multiple orgasms will that burn, like, triple the calories? (JK):laugh: -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL ***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. ***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/12/23, 03:25 PM What is the best whey protein? Also, how do I turn fat into muscle?
rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2004/12/24, 01:56 AM Can you guys answer this for me? -------------- Michael 100% AMMONIA SNORTIN, ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS FAILING, BIG IRON LOVIN, FACE SLAPPIN, HEAVY METAL LISTENIN, CHALK CLOUD MAKIN, GUM BLEEDIN, SCABBY-SHINNED, LEATHER PALMED, BLOOD-SHOT EYED, KNEE WRAP WEARIN, RIP IT UP OFF THE FLOOR, DO OR DIE TRYIN, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION, BAR BENDIN POWERLIFTER. You got a problem with that?
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2004/12/24, 04:18 AM no :big_smile: on a side note thanks for the good tips and I have now written all of these comments down, so I dont ask them again :surprised: have fun