Three Drunk Women

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Created: 2011/12/31, Members: 253, Messages: 6838

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hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2005/01/19, 08:54 AM Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk. The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks". To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I got in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog." -------------- I agree with everything that Asimmer says.

Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/19, 08:58 AM LOL That's all I'm going to say. -------------- Anni ******* Have you hugged your Puffin today?
crispy01 Posts: 130 Joined: 2004/09/08	2005/01/19, 10:15 AM That is hilarious!
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2005/01/19, 11:18 AM eeew, freetrainers does not welcome beastiality. -------------- shut up adam. A.D.F.
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2005/01/19, 12:08 PM Made me laugh....good stuff!! I immediately told my it to my wife!:big_smile: -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/19, 12:51 PM uh, Pritchard? Can I tell you how disturbing it is that you would know this term my blurry and blue hottie? And even more so that you spelled it correctly? I'm just sayin. -------------- Julienne A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/19, 01:30 PM i know how to spell lots of things correctly. i will most certainly repeat this joke, although maybe not at work -- i don't want a trip to human resources. -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
nerraw Posts: 236 Joined: 2003/03/09	2005/01/19, 01:55 PM That was alittle "ruff"
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2005/01/19, 02:57 PM :big_smile::laugh: -------------- Still trying to find out how to do the Hollywood Free Press. Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/19, 03:48 PM Spell onomatopeia. ============ Quoting from howdiekat: i know how to spell lots of things correctly. i will most certainly repeat this joke, although maybe not at work -- i don't want a trip to human resources. ============= -------------- Julienne A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2005/01/19, 03:54 PM supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2005/01/19, 03:58 PM Um, asimmer? I think it's spelled, "onomatopoeia". LOL :laugh: -------------- --Click here to insert a clever message-- Jonathan
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/19, 03:58 PM Is this a by-product of the turkey hot dogs? Maybe I SHOULD give them a try...... ============ Quoting from asimmer: supercalifragilisticexpealidocious ============= -------------- Julienne A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2005/01/19, 03:59 PM antidisestablishmentarianism
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2005/01/19, 04:05 PM Message deleted by moderator due to unsuitable content for this board.
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/19, 04:06 PM hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: a fear of long words -------------- Anni ******* Have you hugged your Puffin today?
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2005/01/19, 04:10 PM you win!
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/19, 04:12 PM lol Typical psychobabble. Hey Amy, we need some cleanup on the general discussion board. You know who is back with a vengeance. -------------- Anni ******* Have you hugged your Puffin today?
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2005/01/20, 11:30 AM i can only spell it cos on my first ever email account, i used to get about 150 of the damn emails a day. to begin with it was funny, then it got scarey. -------------- wax on, wax off
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2005/01/22, 01:22 PM hi cbais -------------- My drinking squad, has a cheerleading problem!!
timmstar Posts: 426 Joined: 2003/12/08	2005/03/09, 02:43 AM i got the flash movie/cartoon of that joke.. lol
Datdanigirl Posts: 452 Joined: 2004/02/11	2005/03/14, 02:26 PM actually.. it's spelled 'Bestiality'. :surprised:
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2005/03/14, 02:35 PM where you been hiding havn't seen you in while datdani -------------- My drinking squad, has a cheerleading problem!!