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NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH

hecdarec
hecdarec
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2005/01/27, 01:13 PM
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!"

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I agree with everything that Asimmer says.
SkinnyM6886
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2005/01/27, 01:46 PM
:big_smile::big_smile:
jonathanweaver
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2005/01/27, 03:28 PM
LMAO!!!!!

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Jonathan
xxrajxx
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2005/01/27, 04:29 PM
:laugh:
2005/01/27, 04:59 PM
It really does work. I don't get the joke.

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Charlie
xxrajxx
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2005/01/27, 05:47 PM
Charlie
personal experience??

where you choking or performing the Hind Lick Maneuver
2005/01/27, 06:07 PM
What can I say raj?? I'm a southern gentleman and a gold plated lifesaver. Hardly anybody even pressed charges.

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Charlie
xxrajxx
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2005/01/28, 05:11 AM
my hat off to thy Sire
Vedakathryn
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2005/01/28, 03:09 PM
Ohhhhh dear, I will have to share that with my dear southern friends, that is a riot!!!

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Pritchard
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2005/01/29, 10:59 AM
lets put it this way, he tasted like cheese.

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Quoting from xxrajxx:

Charlie
personal experience??

where you choking or performing the Hind Lick Maneuver

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wax on, wax off
Pritchard
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2005/01/29, 11:00 AM
ever wish you didnt post something?

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goodoldtex
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2005/01/29, 12:01 PM
far too often
hecdarec
hecdarec
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2005/01/29, 09:14 PM
I frequently wish that you didnt post anything

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ever wish you didnt post something?


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I agree with everything that Asimmer says.
Pritchard
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2005/01/30, 12:19 PM
hurtful, hurtful words

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wax on, wax off
GOWAR
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2005/03/15, 07:04 AM
LOL!! I definitely have to remember that one.:)