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2005/01/28, 03:41 PM
How to impress a woman:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her.
Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with
her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again
for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
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2005/01/28, 03:51 PM
Ohhhhhh My Gosh
is that ever true..!
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Veda
MISERY IS OPTIONAL
***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged.
***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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2005/01/28, 05:09 PM
at times yes :love:
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2005/01/28, 05:17 PM
It's true, men are simple creatures. Not as simple as an amoeba, but certainly an appropriate substitute.
Football, beer, sex, repeat....
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Anni
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Laissez les bon temps roulez!
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2005/01/29, 10:56 AM
*show up naked with your twin, also naked.
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wax on, wax off
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2005/01/29, 11:00 AM
Time management.... we spend so much time doing the first stuff, there's no time for the second! ha...
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Quoting from fryer91:
How to impress a woman:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her.
Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with
her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again
for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
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I can't think of anything to put in here right now that doesn't include a swear word.
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