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thosecrazysims Posts: 157 Joined: 2003/09/22	2005/05/08, 09:18 AM Here you go Moms! "Somebody" said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby ... "Somebody" doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history. "Somebody" said you learn how to be a mother by instinct... "Somebody" never took a three-year-old shopping. "Somebody" said being a mother is boring ... "Somebody" never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. "Somebody" said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"... "Somebody" thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee. "Somebody" said "good" mothers never raise their voices ... "Somebody" never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window. "Somebody" said you don't need an education to be a mother... "Somebody" never helped a fourth grader with her math. "Somebody" said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first... "Somebody" doesn't have five children. "Somebody" said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ... "Somebody" never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears. "Somebody" said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery ... "Somebody" never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten, or on a plane headed for military "boot camp." "Somebody" said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back ... "Somebody" never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies. "Somebody" said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married ... "Somebody" doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. "Somebody" said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home ... "Somebody" never had grandchildren. "Somebody" said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her ... "Somebody" isn't a mother. Mom's, enjoy your day,
RandomGirl Posts: 227 Joined: 2005/02/25	2005/05/08, 11:41 AM You go Lori! Happy Mothers Day to all you MILF's -------------- Life is hard: No-one makes it out alive.
	2005/05/08, 11:47 AM :big_smile: -------------- Dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!!!!!! Charlie
burninghot Posts: 36 Joined: 2005/05/07	2005/05/09, 03:17 PM mothers day? wasnt that ages ago?
burninghot Posts: 36 Joined: 2005/05/07	2005/05/09, 03:17 PM ahhh unless its different in america..:surprised:
burninghot Posts: 36 Joined: 2005/05/07	2005/05/09, 03:17 PM ahhh unless its different in america..:surprised:
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2005/05/09, 03:40 PM Must be...it was yesterday in America. Made my wife breakfast in bed and took the kids in with balloons and roses and cards. Then we went for Pizza for dinner after my son's Flag Football game that was cancelled because of possible weather. I couldn't say no to taking them to eat pizza though...it was Mothers request...but I did have a salad from the buffet along with 3 pieces of pizza...then we went for ice cream. :( Luckily I reserved my cheat day till Sunday, so it was all good (I love my cheat days).
thosecrazysims Posts: 157 Joined: 2003/09/22	2005/05/09, 04:57 PM Good for you! Cheat Day nobody told me we could have those. No wonder I feel so deprived. Just Kidding. :) -------------- There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it. Dale Carnegie 1888-1955, American Author, Trainer \\"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.\\" Jim Rohn
RandomGirl Posts: 227 Joined: 2005/02/25	2005/05/10, 10:06 PM My mothers day was great! My G/F babysat the tatertots for 3 hours while I went to the mall w/ the cash my husband said to take out (cash isnt THE most thoughfull gift, but w/ him being in Iraq it's prolly the easiest one to choose.) Dag...I had forgotten what is what like to go out in public w/o two lil terrors...the salespeople kept asking me if I needed assistance! WHOA! it's been a minute since that last happened to me... Mothers Day rocks!:love: