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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR MURDER

sbroyhill Posts: 442 Joined: 2005/04/06	2005/05/12, 09:06 PM This is an actual story right out of a newspaper..... KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER- Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. he asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde. Brings out a whole new meaning to the words.... "That last biscuit is gonna kill you!" :laugh: -------------- :Hard work equals great results!:
sandysford Posts: 1,139 Joined: 2002/11/18	2005/05/13, 12:55 AM :laugh: Good one -------------- THE NATURAL WAY IS THE ONLY TRUE PATH TO SUCCESS, PRIDE, JOY, HAPPINESS, LONG TERM FULFILLMENT AND SELF-ESTEEM!
RandomGirl Posts: 227 Joined: 2005/02/25	2005/05/13, 11:10 AM too funny... I should watch the news more often
SkinnyM6886 Posts: 143 Joined: 2004/10/25	2005/05/13, 02:42 PM lmao:laugh:
burninghot Posts: 36 Joined: 2005/05/07	2005/05/14, 02:00 PM hahaha thats crazy man! gotta be in america, right..
	2005/05/14, 06:44 PM lol
gangstershoes Posts: 641 Joined: 2005/05/27	2005/06/08, 12:48 PM I don't care who you are, that's some funny stuff right there. :)
babydolwv Posts: 80 Joined: 2005/02/23	2005/06/08, 08:25 PM lol yeah thats 2 funny!!!! -------------- God wont give you anything you cant handle!
thosecrazysims Posts: 157 Joined: 2003/09/22	2005/07/15, 08:38 AM Hey shaun, funny stuff! Where are you hiding? -------------- Never say TRY because it gives you the chance to quit. Lori C Sims For More Support Email me! :)loricsims@freetrainers.com
febreze Posts: 93 Joined: 2005/05/05	2005/07/25, 01:34 PM this story is an urban legend. check out this site: http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm
hardnfit Posts: 48 Joined: 2005/02/01	2005/07/27, 08:02 PM Good stuff; :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
kenny_wtf Posts: 195 Joined: 2005/08/08	2005/08/24, 03:16 PM :laugh::laugh::laugh:
arondaballer Posts: 1,054 Joined: 2003/06/14	2005/08/30, 06:32 PM WOW -------------- I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious. --Vince Lombardi "Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H. L. Hunt