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2006/04/14, 01:07 AM
> >> A young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic
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> >> pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live
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> >> frogs.
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> >> The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with
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> >> complete instructions."
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> >> The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
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> >> She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
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> >> As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow
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> >> the instructions."
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> >> The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As
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> >> soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
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> >> instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is
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> >> specified:
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> >> 1. Take a shower.
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> >> 2. Splash on some nice perfume.
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> >> 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
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> >> 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the
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> >> frog to do what he has been trained to do.
> >> She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise
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> >> nothing happens.
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> >> The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She
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> >> re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
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> >> says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
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> >> store." So, the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be
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> >> right over."
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> >> Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde
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> >> welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to
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> >> the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."
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> >> The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
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> >> into its eyes and sternly says:
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> >> "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more
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> >> time!"
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