2006/05/25, 12:42 PM
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused Her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The Babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's not that bright!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name? "Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was Wrong about Bubba. I really like the name Denise." Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew."
-------------- Bettia.... You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-Mark Twain
ravenbeauty@freetrainers.com
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2006/05/25, 01:31 PM
:laugh::laugh:
-------------- Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
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2006/05/25, 02:47 PM
:big_smile:
-------------- Maximus from Gladiator....Strength and Honor!
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2006/05/25, 04:01 PM
:laugh:Cute!!
-------------- There are no rewards in life for having brains,only for using them!
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2006/05/25, 05:48 PM
:laugh:
-------------- Scales are for dead weight: We are not dead yet!
Still trying to find out how to do the Hollywood Free Press.
Ivan
Montreal Canada
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2006/05/25, 10:30 PM
:)
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," extorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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You don\'t drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.
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2006/05/26, 07:50 PM
Very cute raven...as was yours asimmer!
-------------- Days go by and life drags on.....
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2006/06/01, 07:54 AM
LOL...:)
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