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Women Passing Gas-Men How do they feel

mysticgraces Posts: 422 Joined: 2006/02/21	2006/05/27, 07:42 AM How do men feel abbout women who let em rip? I was raised with three older brothers,and I have three sons and passing gas..OK Farting wasnt exactly acceptable,but it was expected I guess of the males in the family.. I was told by my dr that if you have gas,let it out...He didnt mean in public,but in the privacy of my own home. So how do guys feel about their ladies..or ladies in general,riding the wind,so to speak?
Mojo_67 Posts: 1,299 Joined: 2003/09/23	2006/05/27, 04:53 PM Where do you women come up with these subjects? I've been with those who do, and those who don't. I gotta say, it never made nor broke a relationship with me. Typically, when a man and woman get to the point of this being acceptable or humorous, it's after they are very comfortable with one another. My thoughts may be different if a picked up a girl for a first date and she let one fly. But then again, maybe not, who knows, she could be the one. Timing is definitly crucial, no matter if it's a new or seasoned relationship. You have too much time on your hands girl!:big_smile: -------------- Days go by and life drags on.....
Yxven Posts: 76 Joined: 2004/09/05	2006/05/29, 09:10 PM The same way I feel about guys who let them rip. I don't particularly like it.
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2006/05/31, 01:15 AM Pretty big turnoff to me. :( -------------- Maximus from Gladiator....Strength and Honor!
mikencharleston Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2002/01/09	2006/05/31, 01:37 AM Ditto for me Ron. I always figured that's why they normally put doors on bathrooms. :)
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2006/05/31, 06:28 PM I don't think it is correct, and find it a turn off. I knew a female that used to fart and if she was sitting, she even made it more obvious by lifting her butt to one side as if to let it out! -------------- Scales are for dead weight: We are not dead yet! Still trying to find out how to do the Hollywood Free Press. Ivan Montreal Canada
	2006/05/31, 10:10 PM Depends on what I'm doin' with her at the time.:big_smile: -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats. Charlie
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/06/01, 09:01 AM THAT was funny charlie!!!!!!:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile: -------------- There are no rewards in life for having brains,only for using them!
mysticgraces Posts: 422 Joined: 2006/02/21	2006/06/01, 02:23 PM K Charlie we arent going there :P
	2006/06/01, 02:34 PM Well then if she says "pull my finger" I guess it's ok. If she says "hold my beer and watch this"...while bending over with a cigatette lighter, that may be a problem. -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats. Charlie
FilthyPL3B Posts: 262 Joined: 2006/04/04	2006/06/06, 09:58 AM If my missus did it, i would probably just laugh as she would be rather embarrassed. But if it became a frequent thing then i'd probably have a word.
flyonthewall Posts: 1,823 Joined: 2005/01/18	2006/06/06, 02:14 PM After 25 years together, pretty much anything goes in my household. Maybe we've gotten a little tooo comfortable with each other:laugh:
MannyMaster Posts: 515 Joined: 2006/02/01	2006/06/06, 04:55 PM Same here after 13 years:love: I'm sorry that some people can't see the humor in it and find it offensive, everyone does it!!! And especially with all that protein and fiber we eat, why be uncomfortable? In our families we always start cracking up no matter who is the guilty one (male or female) it's the sound and smell that we judge by:laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- "One Ring to rule them all; One Ring to find them; One Ring to bring them all, and in the Darkness bind them." -LOTR Trilogy
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/06/06, 05:17 PM My husband always blames it on "the duck".:) -------------- There are no rewards in life for having brains,only for using them!
mysticgraces Posts: 422 Joined: 2006/02/21	2006/06/07, 07:12 AM HAHAHAH KC.....mine looks up to the sky and says "hmm I hear thunder" Growing up with three older bros it became normal in my house..then I had three boys and well..things progressed..I remember asking my dr about it and he said "Let it go..not in public,but in your own home,gas needs to be released otherwise it will ferment in the gut and cause stomach problems" That gave me a good excuse
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2006/06/07, 09:43 AM Blame it on "barking spiders"
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/06/07, 11:40 AM OMG!!!!Thats another one my husband uses(haven't heard it in forever)!!!Where did "barking spiders" come from??????
MannyMaster Posts: 515 Joined: 2006/02/01	2006/06/07, 11:45 AM I don't know, but we got them at our house :laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- "One Ring to rule them all; One Ring to find them; One Ring to bring them all, and in the Darkness bind them." -LOTR Trilogy
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/06/07, 11:46 AM At my house is "low flying ducks" -------------- Less Talk, More Chalk! The Men and Boys are Separated by one thing: The Squat Cage! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/06/07, 11:46 AM Outside is "Ninja frogs" that sneak up behind you and TTHHHHBBBTTTPPPTTT at you! -------------- Less Talk, More Chalk! The Men and Boys are Separated by one thing: The Squat Cage! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
mysticgraces Posts: 422 Joined: 2006/02/21	2006/06/07, 12:33 PM HAHAH ninja frogs...
mysticgraces Posts: 422 Joined: 2006/02/21	2006/06/07, 12:33 PM Oh we regularly blame the dog now
MannyMaster Posts: 515 Joined: 2006/02/01	2006/06/07, 12:45 PM Poor puppies, they get blamed a lot at our house too. But let me tell you, innocent, they are not:big_smile: I don't know why but the funniest thing is when you can actually hear them do it and then to see the look on their face that follows, complete innocense, a look we have yet to master:laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- "One Ring to rule them all; One Ring to find them; One Ring to bring them all, and in the Darkness bind them." -LOTR Trilogy
mysticgraces Posts: 422 Joined: 2006/02/21	2006/06/07, 04:56 PM Manny LOL I know what you are talking about..When my golden,Hannah lets one go..she looks at her butt with the strangest face
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2006/06/08, 11:07 AM My wife is the master...scary thing is she comes by it honestly...her mom is the worst then her. Between my wife and kids, I'm actually the shy and quiet one in our house. Sometimes they make me feel so inferior!!
AaronWiggles Posts: 129 Joined: 2006/06/06	2006/06/08, 11:11 AM A woman passing gas would completely turn me off, but I wouldnt break up with a girl for it, just tells me that she ate somethin bad, or shes just really comfortable... lol -------------- -Aaron
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2006/06/08, 01:05 PM ============ Quoting from atiger: Blame it on "barking spiders" ============= Can I use this one...never heard that one before! -------------- Scales are for dead weight: We are not dead yet! Still trying to find out how to do the Hollywood Free Press. Ivan Montreal Canada
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2006/06/08, 01:13 PM Of course , my pleasure Carivan
mysticgraces Posts: 422 Joined: 2006/02/21	2006/06/08, 03:21 PM NEVER ask a woman what she ate that made her pass gas..we women are FAMOUS for going into every little detail,especially when it concerns our bodies..Ask "god you are farting alot,what did you eat?" and you may get a scenario that would turn you off females for life ============ Quoting from AaronWiggles: A woman passing gas would completely turn me off, but I wouldnt break up with a girl for it, just tells me that she ate somethin bad, or shes just really comfortable... lol =============
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2006/06/09, 01:31 PM Only in the mens section on Freetrainers.com can we have two threads that are so different right next to each other "Women Passing Gas-Men How do they feel" and "Sexiest woman alive"
mysticgraces Posts: 422 Joined: 2006/02/21	2006/06/09, 03:36 PM LOL again Stump...where are you when we all need a good lauhg? "why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it"
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/06/09, 03:54 PM Ahhhhh...mystic!!!!! That was nasty!!:)
arondaballer Posts: 1,054 Joined: 2003/06/14	2006/06/09, 04:53 PM It's no big deal if it slips out and like never happens, but if they do it all the time, that's disgusting. -------------- I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious. --Vince Lombardi "Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H. L. Hunt
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2006/06/14, 11:43 PM I just cannot believe that this was even a topic!!! LOL! you all are killing me! I have to say that I raised all my kids and trained the man too that if that absolutely needs to be done, please take it too the restroom. I find that a big turn off from a guy too. And in my house, as kids never always listen to their parents, they stand united in simply blaming my 75 year old uncle!!! LOL! Little scoundrels! :laugh: -------------- Bettia.... You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -Mark Twain ravenbeauty@freetrainers.com
MannyMaster Posts: 515 Joined: 2006/02/01	2006/06/15, 01:18 PM ============ Quoting from mysticgraces: "why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it" ============= :laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- "One Ring to rule them all; One Ring to find them; One Ring to bring them all, and in the Darkness bind them." -LOTR Trilogy
mysticgraces Posts: 422 Joined: 2006/02/21	2006/06/15, 01:38 PM Manny thats what my son told his teacher when he was around 7...another fav of his is "Please excuse my ignorance for it t'wasnt very smart,but if it had come out the other end,it may have been a fart" OH god what kind of children did I raise?
FilthyPL3B Posts: 262 Joined: 2006/04/04	2006/06/17, 05:50 PM well...i officially retract my statement from earlier. as i accidentally farted during some...bedroom antics, which we both found hilarious; so now its no holds barred!
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2006/06/21, 10:25 AM All down hill from there filthy...get it under control now or it'll never be the same again.
FilthyPL3B Posts: 262 Joined: 2006/04/04	2006/06/21, 12:48 PM I forsee....a head...an arse....passing wind....psychic or not i'm not having that level of intimacy lol. Consider that whip cracked :big_smile: -------------- If in doubt K.I.S.S.
obrienjv Posts: 13 Joined: 2005/08/02	2006/06/30, 12:00 PM it's usually just some @$$hole talking *h!t behind my back -------------- Pleasure and Pain, they're not opposites, they're neighbors-separated by a thin line and a split second.