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Beer contains female hormones (joke)

mikencharleston Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2002/01/09	2006/08/23, 08:17 PM Beer contains female hormones Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) argued over nothing. 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
ixiaznretard Posts: 146 Joined: 2006/07/28	2006/08/23, 09:29 PM :surprised: :surprised:
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2006/08/23, 09:41 PM :laugh: -------------- Scales are for dead weight: We are not dead yet! Still trying to find out how to do the Hollywood Free Press. Ivan Montreal Canada
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/08/24, 08:56 AM Couldn't drive...that was pretty funny.:big_smile:
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2006/08/24, 10:56 AM OKay, but seriously beer really does have an effect on hormones... good joke! -------------- Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. -Abraham Lincoln
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2006/08/24, 12:17 PM cool. x -------------- http://www.myspace.com/actionjacksonspace