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A Christmas Story

	2006/12/20, 12:27 PM When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas," Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree! -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats. Charlie
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/12/20, 12:32 PM OH my god that is great! -------------- Curl Jockeys, get outta the squat rack! Warning:Deadlifting going on! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2006/12/20, 01:06 PM i culdnt read it as my eyes dot work rigjt. but i just got back form my works xas party. free drink and all that. was pretty good. hi. x -------------- with your hands round my neck at least i get to touch you
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/12/20, 03:18 PM That was funny charlie... How we feelin today pritchard...looks like you may have enjoyed your free drinks a little to much:big_smile: -------------- \\"If you had one shot...or one oppurtunity to seize all you ever wanted...in one moment...would you capture it...or just let it slip\\" eminem
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2006/12/20, 05:33 PM LOL, that was cute.. -------------- Bettia To be motivated, motivate others!
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2006/12/21, 08:12 AM haha, thats awesome now i can read it. is that a true story? i am fine today... sore neck for some reason. x
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/12/21, 08:51 AM wow....could go lots of places with that sore neck....but I'll leave it to charlie...or MVP...the men folk don't seem to get deleted as easy around here....:big_smile: -------------- \\"If you had one shot...or one oppurtunity to seize all you ever wanted...in one moment...would you capture it...or just let it slip\\" eminem
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2006/12/21, 10:34 AM haha, i really dont know why it hurts so much... suggestions? x -------------- with your hands round my neck at least i get to touch you