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2006/12/24, 01:59 AM
A friend of myself and I had a things to ponder chat earlier this week and another friend sent this email to me tonight. I just thought I would share the laughs with everyone and also start a pondering thread for the fun of it.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see
him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach
a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you
for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty
cents?
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make
it normal.
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is
located among the millions and millions of cows in
America, but we haven't got a clue as to where
thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Here's another bonus thought.....
Consider what Willie Nelson said regarding being
caught recently with a bag of Marijuana: "It's a good
thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of
spinach. I'd be dead by now."
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Bettia
To be motivated, motivate others!
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