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2007/02/14, 04:29 PM
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract girls.He decided to ask his friend Billy Bob for advice...
Billy Bob says,"It's those baggy swim trunks that make you look like an old fool.Their years outta style.Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of speedos about 2 sizes to small and drop a fist sized tater down inside 'um...I'm tellin' ya man...ya'll have all the babes you want"
The following weekend,Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight speedos...and his fist sized potatoe.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by.Covering their faces,turning away,laughing,looking sick!!
Bubba went back to Billy Bob and asked him,"whats wrong now"?
"Good greif!"said Billy Bob,"The tater goes in the front!!"
so breath easy girls...THIS could have been your valentine this year!!:love:
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"But more than anything, more than anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold"
My Wish
Rascall Flats
I sing this song to my kids...but I realized..it works for yall too....
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2007/02/14, 04:53 PM
Stop Playing Games With My Heart...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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I see the words you are typing, but all I read is *click*click*click*
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol
Sometimes I feel I type just to read my own words. - Me
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2007/02/15, 08:41 AM
:laugh: KC - I hope you have seen "Borat" - I am picturing his swimsuit.
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Within each of us lies the power of our consent to health and sickness, to riches and poverty, to freedom and to slavery. It is we who control these, and not another.
Richard Bach
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