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2003/02/19, 01:45 PM
As I sit here contemplating eating another 3 eggwhites and 1 whole egg, I wonder how I've made it this long w/o realizing exactly what I was eating.
Egg oh egg look at what i've done to you. I eat your placenta and toss away your essence, you could be a chicken right now but instead I suck out ure nutrients and throw away your "waste". How I wish we could go back to the good ole days when I would fry you up and drown you in ketchup, scramble you with some cheese or make a good ole omelet out of ya. But alas those times are gone. I feel you as I let your whites slip through my fingers and into a cup, I discard your yolk, holding back the throwup as I feel the slime of you on my fingers. Eventhough I still smother you w/ salt & pepper, it's not the same, perhaps it's the loss of the ketchup or cheese a.k.a your partner in crime but for some reason my love for you is gone and all I can think about is how I can swallow another bite.
Knowing what I know about what you are I pray that our time together passes quickly, how I hate you, how I used to love you. I despise you and long to be free from you, the incredible "edible" egg.
Ok, I never said I was a poet. I hate eggs now. *tear*
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Question: Why is it when you start a diet that's when your house fills up with all the goodies you've ever wanted. Oreo I miss you. *tear*
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2003/02/19, 01:55 PM
oh I was gonna write about the chicken breast but then I found out by adding spices it creates an entirely different taste, thank god for spices.
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Quoting from ravenwolf:
LMAO......next there will be one about the chicken.....or at least the breast. That was good. LOL
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Question: Why is it when you start a diet that's when your house fills up with all the goodies you've ever wanted. Oreo I miss you. *tear*
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2003/02/19, 05:46 PM
You could do the same with the egg, y'know. Some salsa will fix that sucker up right quick.
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"Don't follow leaders and watch your parking meters!"
-- Bob Dylan
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2003/02/20, 09:53 PM
ya know i really gotta try this salsa idea, a lot of people on here say it, hmmm maybe just maybe...
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Quoting from mackfactor:
You could do the same with the egg, y'know. Some salsa will fix that sucker up right quick.
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Question: Why is it when you start a diet that's when your house fills up with all the goodies you've ever wanted. Oreo I miss you. *tear*
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2003/02/21, 12:40 AM
LMAO! That is waaaaaaaaaay too good.
But I always had the most problems with tuna; it wasn't long before it started tasting like salted wood chips....BLEH!
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"Trample the weak; hurdle the dead!"
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2003/02/21, 10:47 AM
lmao!!!! that was hilarious!!! i second revball on tuna. You know there are a lot of different ways eggs can be eaten and if you want the cheese effect, maybe try scrambling it with cooking spray and add some cottage cheese (yet another great source of protein) top it with some chipotle salsa and you are good to go!
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Bettia.... When you feel like giving up, take it to the limit one more time!! You will SUCEED :-)
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2003/02/21, 10:02 PM
Yeah I tried scrambling it w/ cottage cheese, which is a definite no no for me, yuck but I will definitely try the salsa. Thanks
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Quoting from ravenbeauty:
lmao!!!! that was hilarious!!! i second revball on tuna. You know there are a lot of different ways eggs can be eaten and if you want the cheese effect, maybe try scrambling it with cooking spray and add some cottage cheese (yet another great source of protein) top it with some chipotle salsa and you are good to go!
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Question: Why is it when you start a diet that's when your house fills up with all the goodies you've ever wanted. Oreo I miss you. *tear*
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2003/02/21, 10:10 PM
I have recently discovered Starkist Tuna Fillet in Olive Oil! WAY better than regular tuna.
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2003/02/22, 01:03 AM
Is ketchup really that bad for you? The label says 4grams of sugar per tablespoon (which is all I use).. I mean my cottage cheese has 4grams of sugar per serving as well... I just really like a taste of ketchup with my chicken! hehe But I agree, throw in some taco bell hot sauce into your eggs and you have a tasty treat, but normally I just eat them plain.
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2003/02/24, 06:07 PM
I usually just put adobo and pepper in it and then just scramble it but today I just picked up the seasoning and was shaking it in when I realized it wasn't adobo it was seasoning salt. It was the last of my egg whites too so I was just like oh well put some pepper and adobo into it and thought to myself hey it cant taste any worse. Well let me tell you guys, those eggs were actually edible. I'm gonna use thaat seasoning salt from now on.
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Question: Why is it when you start a diet that's when your house fills up with all the goodies you've ever wanted. Oreo I miss you. *tear*
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