Group: All Else Lounge

All Else Lounge
Created: 2011/12/31, Members: 42, Messages: 22740

This is the place you can discuss anything else that is on your mind that isn't already covered by other groups. Share what's on your mind and see who else has something to say about it!

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flyonthewall
flyonthewall
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Joined: 2005/01/18
Canada
2007/06/08, 11:11 AM
The (uuuhm) wisdom? of Larry the Cable Guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Have a great weekend everyone:big_smile:
amyksmith76
amyksmith76
Posts: 601
Joined: 2005/07/26
United States
2007/06/08, 11:32 AM
This is great! Thanks!
msmogreen
msmogreen
Posts: 717
Joined: 2006/04/22
United States
2007/06/08, 11:40 AM
Fun! Thank you! Great way to start my Friday.
k-ok
k-ok
Posts: 163
Joined: 2007/02/24
United States
2007/06/08, 12:46 PM
Enjoyable!
asimmer
asimmer
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Joined: 2003/01/07
United States
2007/06/08, 02:00 PM
:)