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TB1228 Posts: 22 Joined: 2003/01/27	2003/03/04, 03:47 PM Ok so this is what happened to me yesterday after my family ordered chinese food. Rib: Hey T have me Me: No that's alright Rib: Come on just one is ok Me: No, i'm being good Rib: I thought I was your favorite *tear* Me: You are but it's not a cheat day and your bad for me Rib: Don't you remember all the good times we've shared Me: Yeah but I still can't have you Rib: Eat me! Me: No! Rib: You know u want me! Me: *covering my ears* Go away! Rib: No, not until you eat me! Eat me! Eat me! EAT ME! Me: Leave me alone I'm gonna have a protein shake *walking out of room* Rib: You'll be back! Me: Maybe but not today! *exits room* Now that's what I call will power :-D ---------------------------- Question: Why is it when you start a diet that's when your house fills up with all the goodies you've ever wanted. Oreo I miss you. *tear*
rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2003/03/04, 04:31 PM LMAO! That style of conversation (especially with an inanimate object) reminds me of a newspaper comic strip that was extremely popluar in the 80s called "Bloom County." Good.....very good! -------------- Michael "Trample the weak; hurdle the dead!"
mackfactor Posts: 766 Joined: 2002/10/17	2003/03/04, 05:38 PM Dude, that kind of stuff is always happening to me. Seriously there are some pretty antagonistic and aggressive foods out there. I've found Cadbury's chocolate to be particularly ill-mannered in these situations. Must be a British thing. -------------- "Don't follow leaders and watch your parking meters!" -- Bob Dylan
kirby00 Posts: 238 Joined: 2002/11/05	2003/03/04, 07:17 PM Damn the Cadbury's Mini Eggs! I have to buy them...it's my mom's tradition to have them around as soon as they come out for Easter. The blue and yellow ones are particularly resistant to rational discussions ;p
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2003/03/04, 08:48 PM Well Kirby we have something in common! Those Damn eggs, I'm still looking for the protien in them! lol -------------- Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt! Ivan Montreal Canada
mackfactor Posts: 766 Joined: 2002/10/17	2003/03/05, 03:30 PM Same here. Those hoity-toity, beligerent Mini-Eggs. Completely lacking in any civility. The creme Eggs are pretty mean and nasty, too, but those Mini-Eggs are the worst. Mini-Egg : Mackfactor, have you no decency? Will you continue to forsake me? Mackfactor : Listen Mini-Eggs, I'm really sorry, but I just can't eat you. Mini-Egg : Do you bite your thumb at me, sir? I will not stand for this offense. Mackfactor : I didn't mean to insult you, it's just that . . . Mini-Eggs : Well you HAVE insulted me! Apparently your lack of chivalry transcends your workout demeanor and includes you interaction with delicious food products as well. Mackfactor : No, no, not at all. I'm just trying to handle this in a polite manner. Mini-Eggs : Well, you uncouth barbarian, you have failed. Mackfactor : Let's not make this personal . . . Mini-Eggs : Enough from you, knave! You'll do as I say or be sent to the stocks! -------------- "Don't follow leaders and watch your parking meters!" -- Bob Dylan
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2003/03/05, 04:48 PM lmao
kirby00 Posts: 238 Joined: 2002/11/05	2003/03/05, 06:21 PM good to see we're all just a touch loony
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2003/03/05, 06:56 PM I have looney's in my pocket lol! -------------- Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt! Ivan Montreal Canada
TB1228 Posts: 22 Joined: 2003/01/27	2003/03/06, 07:58 PM Just when I thought I was as crazy as they came, thank you mackfactor, u got me beat. LMAO ============ Quoting from mackfactor: Same here. Those hoity-toity, beligerent Mini-Eggs. Completely lacking in any civility. The creme Eggs are pretty mean and nasty, too, but those Mini-Eggs are the worst. Mini-Egg : Mackfactor, have you no decency? Will you continue to forsake me? Mackfactor : Listen Mini-Eggs, I'm really sorry, but I just can't eat you. Mini-Egg : Do you bite your thumb at me, sir? I will not stand for this offense. Mackfactor : I didn't mean to insult you, it's just that . . . Mini-Eggs : Well you HAVE insulted me! Apparently your lack of chivalry transcends your workout demeanor and includes you interaction with delicious food products as well. Mackfactor : No, no, not at all. I'm just trying to handle this in a polite manner. Mini-Eggs : Well, you uncouth barbarian, you have failed. Mackfactor : Let's not make this personal . . . Mini-Eggs : Enough from you, knave! You'll do as I say or be sent to the stocks! ============= -------------- Question: Why is it when you start a diet that's when your house fills up with all the goodies you've ever wanted. Oreo I miss you. *tear*
mackfactor Posts: 766 Joined: 2002/10/17	2003/03/07, 05:59 PM Funny thing is that the Mini-Eggs had a more Scottish accent than English. Strange, because that breed of candy generally hails from Nottingham. T, I might by more looney than you, but you're still a better poet. -------------- "Don't follow leaders and watch your parking meters!" -- Bob Dylan