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INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/02/28, 03:37 PM Subject: Very funny > Subject: LUCY > > >As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches > up. She jumps out > >of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the > door. The trucker > >lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Lucy > and you are > losing > >some of your load." The trucker ignores her and > proceeds down the > >street. > > > >When the truck stops for another red light, the girl > again catches up > >again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks > on the door. > Again, > >the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never > spoken, the blonde > >says brightly, "Hi my name is Lucy, and you are > losing some of your > >load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her > again and continues > >down the street. > > > >At the third red light, the same thing happens again. > All out of > breath, > >the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on > the truck door. The > >trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my > name is Lucy, and > you > >are losing some of your load!" > > > >When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and > races to the next > >light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out > of the truck, > and > >runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and > as she lowers > it, > >he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter here in > Montana and I'm > >driving... > > > >the SAND TRUCK!!!!! ---------------------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"

Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2003/02/28, 04:16 PM Can't believe I read that! Good one INTRUDER! -------------- Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt! Ivan Montreal Canada
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2003/03/01, 11:56 AM LMAO!!! that was a good one! LOL! Thanks Intruder. :) -------------- Bettia.... When you feel like giving up, take it to the limit one more time!! You will SUCEED :-)
jacksprat Posts: 72 Joined: 2002/10/19	2003/03/01, 12:08 PM ============ Quoting from INTRUDER: Subject: Very funny > Subject: LUCY > > the implication here is blond women are dumb and I don't think its funny.
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2003/03/01, 02:38 PM Awe cmon Jack...Maybe she only dyed her hair blond? (Just kidding) -------------- Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt! Ivan Montreal Canada
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2003/03/01, 08:48 PM it's all in fun people, no one should get insulted here. put on a brunette one and i will laugh with you!!! jacksprat, lighten up dude. :-) -------------- Bettia.... When you feel like giving up, take it to the limit one more time!! You will SUCEED :-)
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2003/03/01, 11:45 PM ok, there was this guy in a 50th floor penthouse bar. Another guy comes in and sits down by him and orders a beer. Quietly, he says to the first guy, man, sure is boring. The first guy says yeah, I found this really neat trick though. I found that there is some weird crosswind out there, and if you jump out that window over there, about 20 floors down it will whoosh you back up to this window! The other guy says,no way. The first guy says, yeah, watch, and jumps out the window, and sure enough, about the 20 th floor, a wind seemed to pick him right back up to the 50th floor window. Well, the guy was of course amazed and entranced, but was scared. So, the first guy did it again, and sure enough, the same thing. The wind raised him up from about the 20th floor back up. So, the first guy, loving a thrill decides cool, and jumps out the window. Well, sure enough, he went straight down and splattered on the pavement! The bartender looks at the first guy and says, "Superman, you sure an ashoe when you are drinking!!" -------------- Failing to plan is like planning to fail!
mrmagical Posts: 302 Joined: 2002/12/12	2003/03/02, 12:21 PM LOL
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2003/03/02, 12:53 PM lmao -------------- Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt! Ivan Montreal Canada
workingoutgirl Posts: 289 Joined: 2001/11/15	2003/03/02, 01:37 PM Add my puney two cents..............What is a mouse pad?
workingoutgirl Posts: 289 Joined: 2001/11/15	2003/03/02, 01:38 PM Used when a mouse has per period.......duh!
workingoutgirl Posts: 289 Joined: 2001/11/15	2003/03/02, 01:39 PM Used when a mouse has per period.......duh!
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2003/03/02, 01:55 PM What if it is Mighty Mouse? -------------- Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt! Ivan Montreal Canada
Kalanchoe Posts: 400 Joined: 2003/02/18	2003/03/03, 08:08 AM lmao! Was mighty mouse definately a guy? -------------- My body only feels good when it burns! Little voice telling you to quit? Put your fingers in your ears! *"Life shrinks or grows in proportion to one's courage"
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2003/03/03, 10:55 AM bb1fit, that was a good one...lol -------------- Bettia.... When you feel like giving up, take it to the limit one more time!! You will SUCEED :-)
INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/03/03, 11:40 AM "priceless" -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"