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A conversation between Eve and God

hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/27, 09:44 AM Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?" "Well.....you can have him on one condition." "And what's that Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret.............. You know, woman to woman." Guys this cant be true can it? =) -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
csferrie Posts: 102 Joined: 2003/11/02	2004/01/27, 05:06 PM Cute, but God does not exist. It cannot be proven otherwise.
rpacheco Posts: 3,770 Joined: 2001/12/13	2004/01/27, 05:09 PM Nor can it not be proven...there are 2 sides to the coin. -------------- **_Robert_** Pain is temporary; glory is forever!
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/01/27, 05:12 PM It was ONLY a joke! Cmon! -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
csferrie Posts: 102 Joined: 2003/11/02	2004/01/27, 05:16 PM Whether God exists or not does not affect the way I live. One who practices religion shouldn't do so on blind faith. The burden of proof is therefore on one who does believe.
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/01/27, 05:19 PM Ccsferrie...Hows things in Waterloo? -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
csferrie Posts: 102 Joined: 2003/11/02	2004/01/27, 05:28 PM They closed the universities today, though I don't have class today and had to go to work anyhow. Did you get a pile of snow today as well? I'm going to force a shadow on that damn groundhog next week. (There is only four weeks left of winter if he sees it right? I forget how it goes.)
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/01/27, 05:33 PM No we didn't get the snow..we would have no where to put it, we have too much already. Just freezing cold! The ground hog says 6 weeks, the one from Wyerton anyway. I don't know about groundhogs...it seems it's never gonna end. Good luck at UoW. -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/27, 05:55 PM Csferrie, I know why you don't believe that there isn't a God, you are studying physics and Most of those who study physics don't believe. EVERYTHING has to be proven for a FACT. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and I respect that, but for me there is a God and I fear him!!!!!
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/27, 06:00 PM For the love of christ people I posted this for a laugh =) Note the sarcasm. -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
csferrie Posts: 102 Joined: 2003/11/02	2004/01/27, 06:19 PM I know Hec, should have kept my mouth shut. How about this to redeem myself: Why did God create Woman? Because sheep can't bring you your beer from the fridge!
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/01/27, 06:37 PM LOL....now your gonna get it from the women! HAHAHA -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
rpacheco Posts: 3,770 Joined: 2001/12/13	2004/01/27, 06:37 PM ============ Quoting from halfpint116: Csferrie, I know why you don't believe that there isn't a God, you are studying physics and Most of those who study physics don't believe. EVERYTHING has to be proven for a FACT. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and I respect that, but for me there is a God and I fear him!!!!! ============= Good point, Halfgallon. Although, I too have an avid interest in quantum mechanics and applied physics. Even physics experts and mathematicians cannot prove many of the theories because of our limited resources and current human knowledge. I was just brushing up the other day on the Big Bang (could be responsible for "creating life") but no one can answer the question of what happened before this event? Pretty interesting reading... No offense to anyone...just an open mind. -------------- **_Robert_** Pain is temporary; glory is forever!
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/27, 07:12 PM No offense taking here rpacheco. I respect everyone's opinions on different subjects. Just like you think I'm halfgallon but to Anna Nicole Smith I may only be a quart.
	2004/01/27, 07:21 PM Ivan , I think the women are ok with csferrie but I bet the sheep are pissed. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/27, 07:47 PM Lord Charlie, I am a blond, explain what you mean for me.
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/27, 07:48 PM Never mind, I didn't go far enough up the thread before I responded. I repent. (no pun intended)
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/01/27, 08:09 PM This all started as joke from our wreced man....pretty funny thread. Hey Charlie...wanna borrow my snowblower? -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2004/01/28, 02:36 AM Actually, I have a BS in Physics, and have been a quite devout Roman Catholic - that is, until I converted recently, and became an Agnostic Dislexic Insomniac....Now, I'm up all night wondering if there is a Dog (drum fill, please). -------------- Michael Trample the weak; hurdle the dead! Chaos, Panic, Disorder.... Yes, my work here is done!
perfect_elise Posts: 63 Joined: 2003/10/07	2004/01/28, 04:38 AM Well, before I go home to walk my god :) ...my two cents: I don't see a point in arguing about the (non)existence of God...Faith has nothing to do with demonstrations of this kind, it's a way of seeing the world...it's either in you or it isn't. I don't think any of the people who used to be atheists and ended up embracing a religion did it becuase somebody "explained" to them how things were going and convinced them in a rational way. It's all about where you are in your life and what you figure out by yourself. -------------- ...snow can wait, I forgot my mittens...
ATrueladi Posts: 37 Joined: 2003/11/04	2004/01/28, 08:29 AM Ok guys.... This joke as you call it...IT"S TRUE! My Mom told me when I was a little girl and that I had to keep it a secret. heheheheheheheh just kidding! Have a great day everyone! and no fighting : )
Julisa Posts: 87 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/01/28, 08:46 AM God exists for me. There is no other explanation for me surviving some of the things that I have.
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/28, 08:49 AM I really regret starting this post. I apologize. Please forgive me all. P.S. My body is my temple! -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
perfect_elise Posts: 63 Joined: 2003/10/07	2004/01/28, 09:00 AM Don't be. The joke was funny. :) No one's arguing so smile and be happy :) -------------- ...snow can wait, I forgot my mittens...
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/28, 09:56 AM Hey hec, the joke was good, in my opinion (again it is only mine.) Don't regret it. I regret saying anything back to csferrie about God not existing. I believe he does and csferrie doesn't. That is all it was, two opposite opinions and we all know that this is one subject that will always be debateable. Keep the jokes coming - they are funny!!!!!
Julisa Posts: 87 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/01/28, 10:00 AM On second thought, if there was a God he would have blessed me with the ability to eat all I want and still be fit. (I'm sorry, my breakfast has long expired this morning) LOL
rpacheco Posts: 3,770 Joined: 2001/12/13	2004/01/28, 11:51 AM Hec, keep up with the jokes! If not, the burden is all on Charlie to keep us entertained... -------------- **_Robert_** Pain is temporary; glory is forever!
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/28, 11:52 AM Charlie does a godd job of that doesnt he! -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
	2004/01/28, 11:57 AM Where these threads go is like what I said on another subject yesterday, its like herding cats. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
	2004/01/28, 12:27 PM Our Father................. Amen :) Cute!!! QUOTE: "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret.............. You know, woman to woman." I LOVE IT. LOL SO TRUE BUT WHY WE WOMEN LOVE YA!!!
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2004/01/28, 03:32 PM heres another adam and eve joke if anyone is intrested..............hope i don't get deleted lol when god made adam and eve he said to them......... " I have a gift for both of you, but you can only have once each"..... Adam and eve looked at each other and agreed and said " what are they"? God said "well the 1st one is peeing standing up" Adam jumped up and said " Ow, Ow, me, me I want that one!" God said " ok then its yours" adam runs over to a tree and starts peeing...... saying " ha ha you gotta sit!" eve looked at god and said "well what do I get?" God nodded at her and said " Mutiple orgasms with out napping" -------------- ---andrew.......adversity causes some to break, but others to break records! LEAVE YOUR EGO AT THE DOOR!!
Julisa Posts: 87 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/01/30, 07:24 AM See what happens when you jump the gun guys? LOL Actually, I do believe there is a scientific reason for the nap, but I can't remember what it is.