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a few puns

INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/05/23, 11:38 AM few puns and plays on words - hope you get a chuckle: 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 3. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 4. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 5. Is there another word for synonym? 6. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 7. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 8. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 9. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 10. How was it possible to have had a civil war? 11. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 12. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it? -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"

rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2003/05/23, 11:57 AM Ouch!!! Quit the PUN-ishment! LOL, Intruder..... good stuff. One more: The sun isn't chicken; it's yellow. -------------- Michael "Trample the weak; hurdle the dead!"
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2003/05/25, 08:18 PM LOL! "Don't pet the sweaty things!" Funny as usual, Intruder!