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A Harley Story with a Moral...Ha!!

fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/07/14, 03:57 PM On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse. Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (Yep, there's a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!!!" Sorry, that was pretty bad, but I had to share it.
phimugirl1 Posts: 267 Joined: 2004/06/22	2004/07/14, 05:14 PM :):laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. James R. Cook
t-babe Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/02/20	2004/07/14, 06:48 PM :laugh::laugh::laugh:
DeeTee Posts: 166 Joined: 2004/06/09	2004/07/14, 08:23 PM Very good Fryer, thanks for the laugh :big_smile: :laugh: -------------- I knew my parents\' loved me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio ~ Rodney Dangerfield.
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/07/15, 08:37 AM LOL:laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- The best victories are won not by adversity and brute force. Learn the enemy and overcome it. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/07/15, 08:37 AM LOL:laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- The best victories are won not by adversity and brute force. Learn the enemy and overcome it. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2004/07/15, 09:49 AM :laugh::laugh: I am going to have to show that one to the hubby, he thinks his only way to sex appeal and manliness is to have a Harley - his sniviling and whining does nothing to convince me that will ever happen - Harley or not!! -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL ***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. ***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Cyberdyne Posts: 17 Joined: 2004/07/29	2004/08/16, 02:41 AM That's why I ride a Honda!:cool: Darren in KC
parko03 Posts: 156 Joined: 2004/01/28	2004/08/17, 10:24 AM ROFLMAO!!!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh: My DH has a Honda too!!:) -------------- It is no fun to be normal!!!
bobosensei Posts: 194 Joined: 2004/06/15	2004/08/18, 09:39 AM hehehe.... I like this :big_smile: