2006/08/08, 02:01 PM
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come
on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
......... and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb,
but all men..... are men
-------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats.
Charlie
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2006/08/08, 02:14 PM
:laugh::laugh:
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2006/08/08, 02:28 PM
That was cute!!:big_smile::big_smile:
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2006/08/08, 10:36 PM
Well, all except my bf. But that was cute!
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2006/08/09, 11:37 AM
men, eh?
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2006/08/10, 12:14 AM
good one
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2006/08/10, 01:22 PM
lol!
-------------- Bettia.... You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-Mark Twain
ravenbeauty@freetrainers.com
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2006/08/10, 05:58 PM
I thought it was going to be a shot at us Alabamians at first but ended up being good
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2006/08/10, 06:34 PM
I have been telling this to all my friends the last couple days. It is a good one.
-------------- Maximus from Gladiator....Strength and Honor!
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2006/08/14, 02:28 PM
good jokes as always charlie....
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