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Beer and Ice Cream Diet

bobosensei Posts: 194 Joined: 2004/06/15	2006/04/20, 06:03 PM As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat. For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized. Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories. Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer. Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down. Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream. We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet.
Mojo_67 Posts: 1,299 Joined: 2003/09/23	2006/04/20, 08:25 PM Hmmmmm..... -------------- She sits and wonders why.....no more.
Mojo_67 Posts: 1,299 Joined: 2003/09/23	2006/04/20, 08:43 PM Are you sure about this bobo? I know it's true to a certain point, but to this extreme? -------------- She sits and wonders why.....no more.
flyonthewall Posts: 1,823 Joined: 2005/01/18	2006/04/20, 11:17 PM Alright! Justification for my beer and icecream:big_smile: Now I'm thinking of consuming all my meals while standing in a walk-in freezer:laugh:
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2006/04/20, 11:22 PM Ahh....this was going around quite a while back. This in fact is horsehocky!! (new word). Really folks, they were saying that with cold water. Trust me, the calorie intake will far far(yep, I meant both of those far's) outweight any "positive" response from the body. :) -------------- Strength and Honor!
Mojo_67 Posts: 1,299 Joined: 2003/09/23	2006/04/21, 12:36 AM O GRRREAT! I jus drok tentyfur bdwsr an glln ice keem thnkn i wz dewn gud an ur tlln me all I gttn is dunk an sic!:angry: I'm just kiddin bobo, I thought this sounded too good to be true!:big_smile: -------------- She sits and wonders why.....no more.