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Bubba's Sister

Ravenbeauty
Ravenbeauty
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United States
2006/05/25, 12:42 PM
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused Her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The Babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's not that bright!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name? "Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was Wrong about Bubba. I really like the name Denise." Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew."


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Bettia.... You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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flyonthewall
flyonthewall
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Canada
2006/05/25, 01:31 PM
:laugh::laugh:

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bb1fit
bb1fit
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United States
2006/05/25, 02:47 PM
:big_smile:

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Maximus from Gladiator....Strength and Honor!
KC_72
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United States
2006/05/25, 04:01 PM
:laugh:Cute!!

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Carivan
Carivan
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Canada
2006/05/25, 05:48 PM
:laugh:

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asimmer
asimmer
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Joined: 2003/01/07
United States
2006/05/25, 10:30 PM
:)

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," extorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."







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Mojo_67
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2006/05/26, 07:50 PM
Very cute raven...as was yours asimmer!

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2006/06/01, 07:54 AM
LOL...:)