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2004/12/21, 06:49 PM
I have a weakness for Christmas sugar cookies. My wife only bakes them once a year. This year she is baking the usual 8 dozen. She informed me tnat she's putting half of them this year into the neighbors' goodie packages. I told her it sucks to give away my annual treat. I'm a pretty low maintainance guy but this doesn't seem fair to me. My question is: tonight after she goes to bed should I eat all 96 cookies just to teach her a damn lesson?
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder where have I gone wrong? Then I hear a voice say this is gonna take longer than one night.
Charlie
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2004/12/21, 07:12 PM
Why wait till she goes to bed? You wear the pants in the family, don't you? Just tell her this is how it's going to be, I am eating these!! LOL....<when you heal up, be sure and post again!>
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If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
bb1fit@freetrainers.com
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2004/12/21, 07:17 PM
I say go for it! You can frame your dogs... maybe smash one cookie up and rub it over their faces, artistically tumble the cookie tin on the kitchen floor. This way you can have the cookies and aviod the spanking... if you really want to.
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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2004/12/21, 08:19 PM
Maybe he wants the spanking too!:laugh::big_smile::laugh::big_smile::laugh::laugh:
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If you can dream it, if you can imagine it, then you can be it, you can do it. If it is meaningful enough, and you commit the energy of your passion, you will.
Ivan
carivan@freetrainers.com
Montreal Canada
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2004/12/21, 09:21 PM
I DO wear the pants. In the cabin on our boat there is a plaque that reads "I am the absolute lord and master aboard this vessel. My word is law and if I say it,it goes...and I have my wife's permission to say that".
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Quoting from bb1fit:
Why wait till she goes to bed? You wear the pants in the family, don't you? Just tell her this is how it's going to be, I am eating these!! LOL....<when you heal up, be sure and post again!>
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder where have I gone wrong? Then I hear a voice say this is gonna take longer than one night.
Charlie
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2004/12/22, 04:09 AM
Go for the Cookies Charlie :cool:
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2004/12/22, 08:52 AM
Before invoking the power of the boat plaque, I suggest you run like hell to the boat with the cookies. Once you and the cookies are aboard, I believe you will prevail. However, if you attempt to be masterful in the house I'm afraid you will just wind up on the boat, alone, without your beloved cookies. Plus I think Elaine will tell Santa that you have been bad and then you are just completely screwed.
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Anni
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Does my ass make these pants look big?
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2004/12/22, 09:15 AM
Eat the cookies and worry about the consequences later.
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I am from Philadelphia, for all the people who keep posting the infamous where are you from thread.
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2004/12/22, 10:29 AM
LMAO! I vote for snatching those cookies, framing the dogs like hec suggested and stashing them in your boat like what anni said *giggle* I don't think Christmas would be complete without cookies or fluffy chocolate and sugar-loaded pastries...:)
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Quoting from charlie826:
I have a weakness for Christmas sugar cookies. My wife only bakes them once a year. This year she is baking the usual 8 dozen. She informed me tnat she's putting half of them this year into the neighbors' goodie packages. I told her it sucks to give away my annual treat. I'm a pretty low maintainance guy but this doesn't seem fair to me. My question is: tonight after she goes to bed should I eat all 96 cookies just to teach her a damn lesson?
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The only way to defeat fear is to treat it with respect. Take it by the horns, stare deep into it's eyes, analyze it and overcome the ugly bastard.
Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!!
-cupcake-
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2004/12/22, 10:48 AM
I ate the cookies. Screw the neighbors. My tummy hurts.
Anni, if I take the boat out without Elaine, I have no anchor wench.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder where have I gone wrong? Then I hear a voice say this is gonna take longer than one night.
Charlie
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2004/12/23, 12:39 PM
...definately coal in the stockings this year!
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Veda
MISERY IS OPTIONAL
***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged.
***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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2004/12/26, 02:41 PM
-------Sugar Cookies
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sugar cookies wafting up the stairs.
He gathered enough strength to get out bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom.
With even greater effort, he forced his boney fingers to grab the handrail and he went down the stairs, one stumbling step at a time.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.
There, on the kitchen table, spread out in rows upon wax paper, were literally hundreds of his favorite sugar cookies.
Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of 60 years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he lunged toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.
His parched lips were slightly parted. The wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand, driven by one last gritty effort, shakingly made its way towards a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
"Stay out of those," she said, "They're for the funeral!"
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder where have I gone wrong? Then I hear a voice say this is gonna take longer than one night.
Charlie
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2004/12/27, 09:28 AM
i was just wondering if christmas pudding was in america, for some reason i couldnt imagine it....
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A.D.F.
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2004/12/29, 07:56 PM
aww Charlie - you had to get me hungry for cookies with that story
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Reddy
All people smile in the same language
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