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INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/02/28, 05:11 PM >> Subject: Fw: NEVER SAY TO A COP >> >> >> . I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. >>(OK in Texas) >> >> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't >>plugged in. >> >> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? >> >> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. >>Good job! >> >> >> 5. Are You Andy or Barney? >> >> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to >>be a police officer. >> >> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? >> >> 8. I pay your salary! >> >> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a >>warning, too! >> >> >> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us >>does. >> >> >> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no >>other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. >> >> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you >>been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes >>look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" ---------------------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"

Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2005/08/31, 01:07 AM ha, ha. An oldie, but goodie. -------------- Bettia.... You will only be remembered for the things that you finish, not the things that you start! ravenbeauty@freetrainers.com
David1201086 Posts: 253 Joined: 2004/06/15	2005/09/01, 12:57 PM LOL, I like that but #4 I still dont get that I was doing 73 in a 35 a couple months back (it was a 3 in the morning on a country road when no one was on the road). The cop was at a dead stop. So I figure he was going faster than me to keep up. Isnt the reason they pull you over for speeding because you arent following the rules which can indanger peoples lives? But yet they are doing the same to keep up ( Doesnt Really Work in my case because know one was on the road & I got off with only a warning.) I just think its stupid. Most Cops in my town have nothing better to do than set up speed traps, I just thought there was more to becoming a cop than just pulling people over. Just my .02
hardnfit Posts: 48 Joined: 2005/02/01	2005/11/11, 04:26 PM :laugh: -------------- mind and body, like man & wife, never always agree w/each other.
	2005/11/11, 04:53 PM David , do you pee on the fire when you go camping? -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats. Charlie
sivysivy Posts: 391 Joined: 2005/02/11	2005/11/11, 07:42 PM He He He
David1201086 Posts: 253 Joined: 2004/06/15	2005/11/12, 11:20 PM Yes I Do ============ Quoting from charlie826: David , do you pee on the fire when you go camping? =============
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2005/11/12, 08:30 AM doesn't everyone? ============ Quoting from charlie826: David , do you pee on the fire when you go camping? ============= -------------- would you kill a tree if you could hear is scream?